Hank Jr fan - $16,231 but would've been much higher with a republican in the White House.
Kid Rock fan - NA (No filings recorded with the IRS.)
Avett Brothers - $0 due to all being stay at home moms
Plans for a life size Justin Moore action figure were scrapped by Hasbro when the only prototype was dropped down a heating vent.
Even without music Gary Levox would be wealthy due to him selling his chocolate fountain design to Golden Corral.
An Australian newscaster once asked Jamey Johnson what a honky tonk badonkadonk was. Anyone that has information on the whereabouts of the reporter, please contact the Sydney Police Department.
Colt Ford controls the market price of all poultry in the USA based solely on his appetite.
Due to his preferred choice of pants, Luke Bryan's penis is six inches wide but only 1/16 of an inch thick.
Brantley Gilbert spent over $42,000 on removal of misspelled tattoos in 2012 alone.
The guys in Florida-Georgia Line were actually born in Delaware and Rhode Island, respectively.
Scott Borchetta's hair care routine consists of a regular professional wash and conditioning (the latter in the blood of a half dozen puppies).
Bucky Covington writed dis fakt purseonly.
*Thanks to Jeremy Harris for most of these.
"Due to his preferred choice of pants, Luke Bryan's penis is six inches wide but only 1/16 of an inch thick."
ReplyDeleteThat's called a vagina, Mr. Bryan.
DeleteLeave luke Bryan alone he did nothing to you so why are you being so mean to him
How long is it ? You mean he has a kids peter.
ReplyDeleteWhich ate Luk RD Bryan's preferred pants. Denim
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