Showing posts with label Kanye West. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kanye West. Show all posts

May 22, 2013

Lyrical Satirical: This Song is for Summer



This Song Is For Summer
©2013 FTM Satire

Aw hell yeah it's summer again
Time to drop a tailgate with your redneck friends
Text up some honeys in cut off jeans
Sugar shaker, donkadonk, know what I mean?
Crank some Lil Wayne in a country mood
Pass around some moonshine we bought at Whole Foods
Let's get rowdy like Hank would do
Hey, check out my new Duck Dynasty tattoo

Chorus
This song is for summer, y'all
Those three months after spring and just before fall
Have to spell it out cause my fans are dumber
Crank it on up in the summer summer summer


Yeehaw boys, yeah I got some swag
Got a Mud Life sticker and truck nutz that drag
Old farts hatin' cause I drop some rhymes
But that's how we do country in the summertime
Shotgun, old truck, some other cliche
Gather round the fire and I'll sing you some Kanye
Feet on the dash, let the night commence
Who cares if this tune doesn't make any sense?

This song is for summer, y'all
Those three months after spring and just before fall
Have to spell it out cause my fans are dumber
Crank it on up in the summer summer summer

Bridge (spoken)
And now a word from our sponsor:
It's hot out there while you're partying with your homeyz
Try something a little different!
Bud Light Lime.
It's Bud Light, with a twist!

Back to this song for summer, son
Put it out in March so it's a June number one
Have to spell it out cause my fans are dumber
Crank it on up in the summer summer summer

Dec 27, 2011

FTM 101 Best of 2011: 51-75


51. Ha Ha Tonka - Death of a Decade
52. Micky and the Motorcars - Raise My Glass
53. Glen Campbell - Ghost on the Canvas
54. Sam Sliva and the Good - And the People Say
55. 13ghosts - Liar's Melody
56. The Redlands Palomino Company - Don't Fade
57. The Horrible Crowes - Elsie
58. Social Distortion - Hard Times and Nursery Rhymes
59. Jay Z & Kanye West - Watch the Throne
60. Steve Earle - I'll Never Get Out of This World Alive


61. Have Gun Will Travel - Mergers & Acquisitions
62. Eric Church - Chief
63. Drive-by Truckers - Go-Go Boots
64. Robert Earl Reed - Carlene
65. Johnny Corndawg - Down on the Bikini Line
66. Amos Lee - Mission Bell
67. Gillian Welch - The Harrow and the Harvest
68. Jeremy Steding - I Keep on Livin', But I Don't Learn
69. Kurt Vile - Smoke Ring for My Halo


70. The Low Anthem - Smart Flesh
71. Jason Fratesi and the Dirt Road Jam Band - Cryin' Out Loud
72. Thieving Birds - S/T
73. Brad Paisley - This is Country Music
74. Nick 13 - S/T
75. Fleet Foxes - Helplessness Blues

Sep 16, 2009

Taylor Swift Parody

Bloodstains on My Guitar
(Parody of Taylor Swift's "Teardrops on my Guitar")

He looks at me, I can tell that he's shocked to see
That I want to discuss our matter acoustically
"I'ma let you finish, that's a pretty good rhyme
But this is one of the greatest hits of all time"

Talked over me, I laugh cause it's almost funny
He's gotten quiet now that he's getting what's coming
This Gibson's light brown finish is about to turn red
As it makes a crash landing on Kanye's ginormous head

[Chorus:]
'Ye's the reason for the bloodstains on my guitar
Leave him laying in a heap ontage and seeing stars
He's a jerk, interrupts, I'll keep beating, till he is brown and blue

Ye's on his knees, can he tell that I'm happy?
I don't accept his apology
Can't tell me nothin' - I'm watchin' him bleed
Now here's another hit like Barry Bonds
Cognac is no excuse, Mr. West better find some gauze

[Repeat Chorus]

He had no home training, but that don't make it right
Put this on Twitter, Pink, Kanye's
Gettin' concussed tonight

Kanye's the reason for the bloodstains on my guitar
Left him laying in a heap ontage and seeing stars
He's a jerk, interrupts, I kept beating, till he was brown and blue
A jackass spittin' blood, but it's still not enough
Gonna step on his package with my boots

'Ye begs and pleads, but we agree to disagree

More Kanye West "Bumper Stickers"




Sep 14, 2009

Kanye Day







Here's a smorgasbord of features (including parody album covers (a couple you've already seen before), fun with charts and graphs, a YouTube Gem and bumper stickers) dedicated to that misunderstood genius, Kanye West! Click on any for a closer view.







Kanye Day: Fun With Charts and Graphs


Kanye Day: YouTube Gems

Kanye Day: Bumper Stickers









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