Oct 15, 2014
Oct 10, 2014
Luke Bryan was originally listed to do a Reddit AMA (ask me anything) session yesterday at noon. However, earlier Thursday, the listing was changed from "Luke Bryan and Crash My Playa Team" (Crash My Playa is his upcoming Mexican concert) to "Crash My Playa Team." I'd been pretty excited about the potential for some sweet, sweet trolling and so were some of FTM's Twitter and Facebook pals. Here's what we'd planned to ask him.
What advice would you give to young country singers who dream of selling their souls for the adulation of millions of shallow women?
Gold Bond or just plain baby powder?
Are you still able to perform in the bedroom after years of wearing skinny jeans?
What's your stance on our country's current fiscal policy? Hah just kidding, what's Jason Aldeans girlfriends like? -Bradley Wayne Jackson
Do you shop in the juniors section?
Has the guy from Florida Georgia Line ever stuck his pink umbrella in your drink? -John Cole
Do you think Hank Sr. would be better at the nae nae or the Shmoney dance?
What screen resolution are your teeth set to? -Jeremy Harris
Does making millions singing the same simple song over and over to the same simple people ever make you question your belief in God?
Is your truck so big to compensate for the wiener you're capable of fitting in your tiny jeans? -Caitlyn Josephine
Have your handlers considered installing bumper rails around the stage to keep your goofy ass from falling?
So when is the hip hop album coming out? ... oh wait... nevermind. -Christy Meaux
How often are you able to cuddle with Jason Aldean? -Seth Wilson
If you had a teenage daughter how would you feel about an almost 40-year-old man waving his pecker in her face in skinny jeans at a spring break concert? -Y.J. Jones
Have you read any books this yea… century?
If Waylon came back from the grave today, what would you say to him to keep him from beating you senseless?
You've received a lot of criticism from the Americana movement regarding the lyrics of the songs you've performed. Your critics say your lyrics are trivial, lacking in substance, or detached from reality. What would you like to say to these critics? -Benton Leachman
I know it must be difficult to eat healthy on the road. How do you keep your girlish figure?
A little Hank a little Drake, right... And please what exact songs are on that mix-tape? I'd really like to know how one works those onto the same selection of tunes. -Trey Velez
Do you listen to country music, and have you ever considered recording a country album? -Sam Gazdziak