RIYL: Weezer, Diarrhea Planet, Ty Segall, Jeff the Brotherhood.
May 2, 2016
"Infected," a Parody of FGL's "Confession"
Infected
(Lyric Parody of FGL's "Confession")
Blue ink barbed wire wraps these arms
Wallet chain but I drive a car
Friday night just fades into the rearview
Yeah I had a pretty good time
For the half hour she was mine
At first I thought I had the beer flu
But now I wish what she gave me would disappear too
Chorus
I go take a pee and feel it burn
It feels real bad where I got laid
Guess I should be more careful about fields I play
She was so hot it just ain't fair
Pray for it to feel better down there
She had nice headlights and looked my way
Now, dude in the mirror looking back looks scared as hell
Should stop thinking with my erection
I thought it was just a poke, I don't know
Whatever I got, it's infected
This waiting room is so slow
Ten more folks before me to go
I sit here worried bout my part that dangles
Hope the doctor gets the swelling down
A pill to kill this gift I've found
In the arms of a trashy angel
I go take a leak and feel it burn
My package is in disarray
Got bumps and warts and lots of bad things underway
She was so cute it just ain't fair
She did some good and bad things down there
Had real nice headlights there on display
Now, dude in the mirror looking back looks scared as hell
Should stop thinking with my erection
I thought it was just a poke, I don't know
My poor little guy is infected
I go take a pee and feel it burn
It feels real bad where I got laid
Guess I should be more careful about fields I play
She was so hot it just ain't fair
Pray for it to feel better down there
She had nice headlights and looked my way
Now, dude in the mirror looking back looks scared as hell
Should stop thinking with my erection
Think I need medical attention
I thought it was just a poke, I don't know
Whatever I got, it's infected
May 1, 2016
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