Jan 25, 2018
Walker Hayes Grosses You Out
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Cole Swindell Falls Asleep During Cole Swindell Concert
Country superstar Cole Swindell recently fell asleep during a Cole Swindell concert. The "Chillin' It" singer, currently on his Down Home acoustic tour in support of his annual Down Home Sessions EP, dozed off during an extended guitar solo on his hit "Ain't Worth The Whiskey."
Bassist Adam Cunningham noticed Swindell dropping his head a few times during the middle of the concert, but only noticed that the vocalist had actually dozed off when he started swaying on his stool in an atypically rhythmic manner. "I jogged over to him and nudged him and he just about fell," related Cunningham, stifling his own yawn.
"That concert was so monotonous." explained Cole. "The songs didn't say anything and most of them sounded the same… and the singer was flat. The musicians did their best with the material but heck, Michael Jordan would've sucked if he'd had to dribble a football."
The consummate professional, Swindell was able to shake off the cobwebs and tediously finish the last three songs, before collapsing into a pile of curtains backstage to finish his siesta.
"It's a good thing Adam was there when I nodded off," laughed Swindell. "Or I'd have been all over YouTube the next day. I mean, honestly, it would have been the most exciting thing to ever happen at one of my shows."
The Down Home Tour, which provides nap pallets and blankets in the back for sleepy fans, rolls into Chicago tonight and continues into the spring, when Swindell will begin his first major headlining tour.
Bassist Adam Cunningham noticed Swindell dropping his head a few times during the middle of the concert, but only noticed that the vocalist had actually dozed off when he started swaying on his stool in an atypically rhythmic manner. "I jogged over to him and nudged him and he just about fell," related Cunningham, stifling his own yawn.
"That concert was so monotonous." explained Cole. "The songs didn't say anything and most of them sounded the same… and the singer was flat. The musicians did their best with the material but heck, Michael Jordan would've sucked if he'd had to dribble a football."
The consummate professional, Swindell was able to shake off the cobwebs and tediously finish the last three songs, before collapsing into a pile of curtains backstage to finish his siesta.
"It's a good thing Adam was there when I nodded off," laughed Swindell. "Or I'd have been all over YouTube the next day. I mean, honestly, it would have been the most exciting thing to ever happen at one of my shows."
The Down Home Tour, which provides nap pallets and blankets in the back for sleepy fans, rolls into Chicago tonight and continues into the spring, when Swindell will begin his first major headlining tour.
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Jan 24, 2018
Wade Bowen Performs "Acuña"
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Florida-Georgia Line Wants Your ACM Vote!
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Carl Outlaw, Real Country Fan, Reviews Bebe Rexha/FGL "Meant to Be"
Carl Outlaw, Real Country Fan,
Reviews Bebe Rexha w/FGL "Meant to Be"
Florida-Georgia Line? I stopped their to take a piss one time. LOL, that gets me every time. Bebe Rexha? That sounds like "baby erection," which is disgusting. I imagine this song is pretty disgusting to. I wouldn't know - I didn't listen too it.
Look, as much as I hate country radio now, I used to listen to it back in the early 2000's before it got all metrosexual and whatnot. So, I get tired of all these pop singers putting songs on country radio and all these damn "country" jackoffs putting out pop songs. I mean, stop shooting a dead horse. That shit ain’t country. It’s pop or white boy hip hop. Or white girl in this case.
Two be fair, this chick is pretty hot. I'd bay bay her rexha if you know what I mean. But that don't matter, cause her music sucks. I haven't listened to it, but all pop music is shit. Ask me if I like any pop music? No sir. Not even the Beetles. Their shit.
Luke Bryan, who's she?
Those so called men should be ashamed to call themselves country and radio stations should be ashamed to play there music and call it country! Their ain't nothing country about this song even though I've never heard it. It's just too ballsacks and one pop princess singing a love song about how much they miss Obama or something. I ain't down with that, son!
If you like this song you probably eat Tide Pods on the way to the Women's March while kneeling for the anthem. I mean that. There disrespecting country music which is the same as burning a flag on my mama's kitchen table while praising Satan, as far as I'm concerned.
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