Oct 11, 2024
Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear a Jason Aldean Fan Say
By Trailer and Jeremy Harris
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10. I’ve decided to take the light bars off my truck because
they're causing other drivers to have difficulty seeing.
09. Take that Trump Bible off your Christmas list son;
a regular King James will suffice.
08. Sorry I took up too many spaces in the Petco parking lot. I hope I didn’t cause too much inconvenience. I’ll watch myself in the future.
07. Yes officer, I do know why you pulled me over.
06. No it doesn’t itch
05. Of course I like Tyler Childers; I’d never let political or societal differences keep me from enjoying the music I want to listen to.
4. Women should have the right to…
03. You’re my cousin?? We have to stop this immediately.
02. You know, I'm not voting for her, but Kamala
is actually making a few good points.
01. Sorry the child support was late this month;
I added a couple hundred for your troubles.
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