Country eCards: June '12

 

Tattoo vs. I.Q.

So You Don't Have to Play Me Anymore

So You Don't Have to Play Me Anymore

(Parody of Alan Jackson's "So You Don't Have to Love Me Anymore")

I’ll be the old guy,

I’ll let you pass by,

Just hit fade out,

Cause I'm an old bore

I’ll join AARP,

Eat liver and mincemeat,

So you don’t have to play me anymore.

When you make a playlist,

And my twang ain't on it,

Tell ‘em I'm not good like before,

Just crank some Aldean,

Cause I'm from a tired scene,

So you don’t have to play me anymore.

I will go,

To some nice rest home, and watch Matlock.

Or maybe Jay Leno.

And when you long,

For my old songs,

Play them on the legends show.

If the words I'm singin',

Bout heartache and drinkin',

Make you want to lay down and snore,

You can retire me

To Sansabelt blue jeans,

So you don’t have to play me anymore.

Yeah, I will eat,

Figs and cottage cheese in my rocker.

Yeah, out on some front porch.

So play Luke Bryan,

I've had my time,

I'll go play some shuffleboard.

If you want to come see a show,

I might play a casino,

But you don’t have to play me anymore.

Luke Bryan is a...

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