John Rich had to stay home and get plastered
158 hotties wearing cut-offs died of exposure
Luke Bryan had to pull out the skinny long-johns
Gary Levox had to have a gravy boat frozen to his tongue removed by the fire department
Wynonna turned bluish orange
Dallas Davidson wrote a song called "Ho on My Snowmobile"
Taylor Swift had to break up with boyfriends by text message
Brantley Gilbert fans had to warm themselves with meth lab burners
Justin Moore was lost in a 4" snow drift
Jamey Johnson slipped and shattered his beard
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