Old heads seeing Post Malone's collaborators on his "country album"
Me when they start playing Wallen at the pool party
Luke Bryan when he meets his tour openers
Me reading the Facebook comments of people who don't understand memes and love Jason Aldean
When Jelly Roll releases another pop-rock song to country radio
Me calculating whether I need lawn, seats, or pit tickets to Johnny Blue Skies based on my bank account and how much Zyn I'll need to make it to the end of the month
When I had to slow down and see if this dude was really listening to Dan + Shay
Zach Bryan hater after telling a fan every song sounds the same
Jason Isbell after brutally insulting another person with 12 followers
90s kids when they finally figure out that "Strawberry Wine" wasn't about strawberry wine
When somebody starts off "Today's country radio sucks" but ends up with "you should check out Upchurch"
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