Eric Church's New Single Cover Revealed

No really, that actually is the cover of his new single. I didn't have to parody it or anything. What's next? Country stars with their own undead mascots like metal bands used to have?

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Luke Bryan Pillowcase

Miranda Lambert Phone Cover (w/Bleeding Cowboys Font)

Wynonna Muscle Shirt

Luke Bryan Zipper Case

Luke Bryan Onesie

Taylor Swift Celebrity Mask

Taylor Swift (?) Oil Painting

Zombie Johnny Cash T-shirt

George Strait Collectible Spoon

Hunter Hayes Fan Fiction

Radio Promo Ad for Rich O'Toole's New Single

What is Brantley doing?

*FTM in no way asserts that Brantley Gilbert smokes meth. A lot of his fans do, though.

Single Review: Greg Bates - Did It For the Girl

Listen here.

According to his iTunes bio, before signing his record deal, Greg Bates "immersed himself in the neo-traditionalist styles of greats such as Dwight Yoakam and Randy Travis." You wouldn't know that by listening to his current single, "Did It For the Girl."

In fact, even the biggest modern country fan couldn't be faulted for thinking Jake Bates and his song had already been a top 10 hit in recent months. It sounds like any and every other male mid-tempo country-pop love song that has graced the airwaves in the last 8 years. It's adequately written, decently sung by Greg James and features an overly familiar but somewhat catchy melody that you might find yourself humming for a week or two, but two months from now, won't be able to distinguish from any other male mid-tempo country-pop love song. It's completely without personality and anything to set it apart.

That to say, Greg Hayes is perfect Clearchannel time-filler. Little Madison's mom won't switch the station while driving from soccer to ballet and that's all that matters. Cha-ching!

I've had more than one online friend/follower tell me to look out for this guy, this Greg Brice. Unfortunately, my first impression is the facelessness of "Did It For the Girl," and that's going to be a difficult impression to shake.

Is it a terrible song? No. Does Gary Bates show potential? Honestly, I don't know… maybe it's in there, buried below the meh and blah and unremarkableness. Time will tell, but for now, I'm not even interested in what comes next from Brad Gates.

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Update: I just heard a few songs from Bates' album and most of them are fairly neo-traditional. Still, it doesn't change the fact that I'm not a fan of this single.