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Lyrical Satirical: The Country Listing Song

The Country Listing Song

©2012 FTM Satires

Kudzu on a city limit sign

Pasture party past the county line

Jack and Jim

And redneck friends

Bonfire, tailgate, melon rind

This is the country listing song

Come on everybody, sing along

Scream "hell yeah" if you're country strong

Say I ain't country, I'll prove you wrong

With this here country listing song

City folks and cities suck

I like bass fishin' and whitetail bucks

Hank and Strait

Barbecue plate

Hot cousin in my pickup truck

This is the country listing song

Come on everybody, sing along

Scream "hell yeah" if you're country strong

Say I ain't country, I'll prove you wrong

With this here country listing song

Bridge

Jesus, mama, American way

Small town, love, some other cliché

This is the country listing song

Drink Bud Light till the night is gone

Trim your beard with a shaver from Braun

Try Medifast, tell that gut "So long!"

Get I Heart Radio on your iPhone

This is the country listing song

New Jamey Johnson Album Cover Revealed

Top 10 Qualifications Needed to Sing at the Grand Ole Opry

 10. Be an air breather 

 09. Put forth some sort of sound from your vocal chords 

 08. No fatties 

 07. Ability to attach chain from jeans to wallet 

 06. Record sales 

 05. Name 

 04. Ability to look attractive while singing a cliché song somebody else wrote 

 03. Pulse 

 02. Payola 

(Just kidding, Charlie! This guy's good folks, even if he leans a little pop country.)

 01. Label pull

Drew Kennedy's New Video: "Stars in California"

And now for something worthy of your time. Here's Drew Kennedy with his new video for "Stars in California." Honestly, it's one of the more beautiful videos I've ever seen if not for the beardy dude getting in the way of the shots all throughout.

Drew Kennedy - "Stars in California" (Official Music Video) from M. Andrew Barrera on Vimeo.