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Emmylou Harris' Wrecking Ball Reissue Has an Interesting Cover

Thanks to Jeremy Harris for the idea.

Wrecking Ball - Deluxe Edition came out April 8th.

If You're Gonna Play in Georgia... (Alabama Parody)

"If You're Gonna Play In Georgia

(You Gotta Have A DJ In The Band)"

(Parody of Alabama's "If You're Gonna Play in Texas (You Gotta Have a Fiddle in the Band)"

Idea adapted from Facebook post by Steven Pony Hill

If you're gonna play in Georgia, you gotta have a DJ in the band

That lead guitar's alright but son, not for a Leesburg man

So make that EQ bounce for "Country Girl" and let's all jam

If you're gonna play in Georgia, you gotta have a DJ in the band

I remember down in Macon we were playin' country songs

When a frat-boy in the back stood up and yelled, "Get Your Shine On!"

He said, "We hate what you're doin', we need the thump real strong,

Bro, that twang you're twangin' don't belong"

If you're gonna play in Georgia, you gotta have a DJ in the band

That lead guitar's alright but not for a Columbus man

So make that EQ bounce with some Colt Ford and let's all jam

If you're gonna play in Georgia, you gotta have a DJ in the band

So we flattened our cap brims and borrowed some sweet wallet chains

Them Georgians jumped and hollered when Jeff smiled and dropped the bass

You say y'all all wanna twerk it

You say ya wanna grind a ho'

Well, here's your douche-bag song before we go

If you're gonna play in Georgia, you gotta have a DJ in the band

That lead guitar's alright but son, not for a Smyrna man

So make them hotties bounce for "Bottoms Up" and let's all jam

If you're gonna play in Georgia, you gotta have a DJ in the band

If you're gonna play in Georgia, you gotta have a DJ in the band

That lead guitar's okay, but son, not for a Moultrie man

So make that EQ bounce for "Chillin' It" and let's all jam

If you're gonna play in Georgia, you gotta have a DJ in the band

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