Showing posts with label CMT. Show all posts
Showing posts with label CMT. Show all posts
Dec 1, 2014
Monday Morning Memes: Bob Seger + Jason Aldean Crossroads, Darius Rucker
Labels:
Bob Seger,
CMT,
CMT Crossroads,
Darius Rucker,
Jason Aldean,
memes,
Mitch Hedberg,
Satire,
Sonny Bono
Aug 5, 2014
Feb 11, 2014
Country Music Video Bingo
Print this out. Turn on CMT or GAC during those times when
they actually show videos. Crack a cold one. Enjoy.
Labels:
Bingo,
Brantley Gilbert,
bro-country,
CMT,
Florida Georgia Line,
GAC,
Luke Bryan,
Red Solo Cup,
Tim McGraw,
Trucks
Feb 7, 2014
Honest CMT Show Title
Labels:
CMT,
Party Down South,
Satire
Feb 18, 2013
Oct 3, 2012
Top 10 Potential New CMT Shows
10. I'm a Douchebag….Get Me Out of Here!
Supposed country singers forced to live in an actual rural setting in southern Mississippi during the sweltering heat and humidity of July. Trucks must be used for work only. No cell service. 50 miles from the nearest can of Axe. Can they survive???
09. Kick It In The City
Country fans wearing tight t-shirts and skinny jeans placed in an urban setting at night, forced to fight their way out. Can they live up to all their big talk on YouTube?
08. Shake it For Me
Melissa Peterman stars in this new sitcom. In it, she's a middle-aged would-be Luke Bryan groupie who suffers from Tourette's Syndrome.
07. Larry the Cable Guy Theatre
Tom Whitney Jr., Larry's brother, hosts this weekly presentation of Larry the Cable Guy's stand-up specials, skits and movies (except Cars and Cars 2).
06. The White Trash Price is Right
"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair hosts this show which brings strippers, trailer park perverts, meth-heads and the like together to play games and bid on items like low-rider trucks, Brantley Gilbert CD collections, tickets to WWE events and cases of Old Milwaukee.
05. Toddlers and Typicals
Hunting dads teach their 2-4 year old sons and daughters the art of hunting whitetail bucks. Watch rugrats who can barely walk scurry up 30-foot deer stands or follow a blood trail through the thickets of central Tennessee. Hear fatherly comments like "Aim for his neck next time son! I know you can't even hold up the gun, but dammit, you gut-shot him!"
04. Are You More Smarter Then a Brantley Gilbert Fan?
This game show tests the wits, spelling skills and grammar ability of average folks against a motley crew of slack-jawed Brantley Gilbert fans. Sample questions: How many gallons will a 25-gallon F-150 gas tank hold?
What color does this guy sound? (audio quiz)
What is the definition of "affliction?"
03. Duck Poachers
Groups of drunken Arkansas residents compete to see who can double the legal bag limit before being caught by the game warden.
02. Pearl Pawn Stars
Follows the day-to-day operations of a Pearl, Mississippi pawn shop owned by Louie "Pops" McCall, his son/nephew Jimmy Dale McCall and a rotating cast of ne'er–do–wells. See them buy or haggle on items like a stolen septic tank, panties autographed by Jeff Bates, an original copy of Smokey and the Bandit 3 on beta and other treasures.
01. Meth Dynasty
Series introduces the Gilberts, a fun-loving Louisiana bayou family living the dark side of the American dream as they operate a thriving methamphetamine business while navigating through madcap adventures, trying to avoid the cops and keeping ahead of rival pushers.
Labels:
Brantley Gilbert,
CMT,
Jeff Bates,
Ric Flair,
Top Ten Lists
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