What can your little ghoul or goblin expect to receive in their plastic jack-o-lantern if you drop by the homes of country stars this upcoming Halloween? Well, FTM has the scoop!
Oct 28, 2010
Oct 27, 2010
Best of 2010 So Far: 5/6 Report
Well, here we are reaching the home stretch, and here's my updated list of my favorite albums of the year. Just a reminder, my #2 came out Tuesday and is available here, here ($5.99!) and here. Buy it! Oh yeah, as always, feel free to suggest albums I may have missed!
1. Jamey Johnson - The Guitar Song
2. Two Cow Garage - Sweet Saint Me
4. Big Boi - Sir Luscious Left Foot: The Son of Chico Dusty
5. Joe Pug - Messenger
6. Trampled by Turtles - Palomino
9. Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings - I Learned the Hard Way
The rest:
Truth & Salvage Co. - s/t
Dirty Sweet - American Spiritual
The Black Crowes - Croweology
Band of Horses - Infinite Arms
Drive-by Truckers - The Big To-Do
The Dillinger Escape Plan - Option Paralysis
Randy Houser - They Call Me Cadillac
Sean McConnell - Saints, Thieves & Liars
Hellbound Glory - Old Highs and New Lows
Reckless Kelly - Somewhere in Time
Lissie - Catching a Tiger
The Dirty Guv'nahs - Youth is in Our Blood
Zac Brown Band - You Get What You Give
Randy Rogers Band - Burning the Day
The Roots - How I Got Over
High on Fire - Snakes for the Divine
John Moreland and the Black Gold Band - Things I Can't Control
Great American Taxi - Reckless Habits
The Fox Hunt - Long Way to Go
Surfer Blood - Astro Coast
Old 97's - The Grand Theatre Volume 1
Delta Spirit - History From Below
The Moondoggies - Tidelands
Oct 26, 2010
Top 10 Ways to Complete this Analogy: Sugarland is to Country as...
10. ...this blog is to unbiased, well-researched music journalism
09. Jay Leno is to comedy genius
08. Invading a country is to world peace
07. Ole Miss is to BCS championship-caliber NCAA football
06. Unprotected sex with Paris Hilton is to good health
05. Kellie Pickler is to MENSA
04. Kid Rock is to hygiene
03. Blake Shelton is to sobriety
02. Brett Favre is to well-endowed non-interception throwing quarterbacks
01. Kristian Bush is to humility
Oct 25, 2010
Larry Lee the Primitive Baptist Reviews II
Before I begin, I ask the Lord's forgiveness that I even allowed my ears to be party to this deplorable work of soul-staining music. And now, two Proverbs from the very same chapter (20) 1.Wine is a mocker, strong drink a brawler and whosoever erreth thereby is not wise; 4. The sluggard will not plow by reason of the Winter. What these verses are telling us is that Billy Currington is on a steady and straight path into the infinite tormenting fires of Hell, my friends. In this song, he tells us that he is not only lazy and useless, but that the only skill he possesses is drinking beer. Friend, a dog can drink beer, and where are dogs going? Hell, for they know not the Lord! And sloth, why that's one of the Seven Deadly Sins. I tell you now that the lifestyle espoused in this song can only lead to marital strife, unemployment, alcohol abuse, estrangement of friends (except for Satan himself) and eternal damnation. Jesus, I ask you to remove these demons from Billy. He is still Your child, but he has gone astray. Listeners of this song need to fall upon their face and tearfully beg that they might be spared everlasting separation from the Father. Amen.
F
Mr. Turnage, my daddy, asked me to write down a few lines about this song because he is currently on his way to the local medical center because he was having chest pains after hearing this "Fancy." He said that he prays he does not pass from this mortal coil directly after hearing this perverse song because he fears his salvation may not weigh in the balance against such a wretched work. He says it is a celebration of materialism and prostitution, whatever that means. If my daddy dies, I will hunt you Reba. Daddy might be above fury and retribution, but I ain't, bitch! (I hope he don't read this!) Oh yeah, he says this song is a big fat F. Amen.
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