New Video: Brett Detar

From the album Too Free to Live, here's Brett Detar with "Tried to Hate the Angels." RIYL: Lindi Ortega, Will Hoge, Zane Williams, etc.

A Christmas Lyric from Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson (NSFW)

I Won't Be Homo for Christmas

©2013 FTM Lyrics

I'm dreamin' tonight of the straight kind of love

Not of men, I mean come on dudes

And although I know it's hip to "brokeback"

I promise you

I won't be homo for Christmas

You can't reach around me

Please have boobs and sweet, sweet poon

If you want this Christmas tree

Christmas Eve will find me

Where vagina's seen

I won't be homo for Christmas

Do not be deceived

Christmas Eve will find me

Far from fruity queens

I won't be homo for Christmas

Not even in my dreams

Okay, maybe just in my dreams

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This trashy parody of "I'll Be Home for Christmas" is not reflective of anyone at FTM's personal beliefs in any regards to the Phil Robertson/A&E controversy. It's just satirical and topical...

Least Essential Country Albums: Dec. '13

Country Day December '13 Parody Album Covers Part 3: Jake Owen, Brantley Gilbert, etc.

Country Day December '13 Parody Album Covers Part 2: Garth Brooks, Danielle Bradbery, etc.