I'm Sorry, This Exists: Christmas 2014 Edition

Here are some bizarre country (and 1 rock) music-related products, 

memorabilia and whatnot you can buy or gawk at this holiday season.

Really disgusting Luke Bryan panties

Mama failed. ("Mama Tried" thong)

Autographed baseball from renowned stars of the diamond, Rascal Flatts

Autographed Big & Rich panties.

Florida-Georgia Line prayer candles. You're going to hell if you buy these.

A vintage Aaron Tippin muscle shirt which is actually pretty awesome

A hideous personalized Brantley Gilbert shirt

Classy!

Lady A earrings for the girl or progressive fellow with three ears

A Megadeth bib for the headbanging rugrat in your life

This Scotty McCreery fried chicken ad

And... this "A Country Boy Can Survive" inspired taxidermy sculpture

Feel Bad For You Mixtape: December '14

Next month you'll get the "Best of 2014" edition of FBFY. This month's theme is "memory"... songs that bring back memories. I chose D'Angelo's daintily titled "Sh** Damn Motherf***er" because it reminds me of college (yeah, I'm old). Other submissions included John Lennon, Roger Miller, Clutch, and Corb Lund.

Stream below or download and comment here.

Favorite Songs of 2014 Spotlight: Tami Neilson - Cry Over You

Cole Swindell Has Some Head-Scratching Lyrics

Bro-Country Christmas Songs

Thanks to Facebook and Twitter pals for most of the titles!

Here We Come A-Rolling Coal

Where It's At (Ho Ho) - @10lbhammerbp

Cherry Moonshine Christmas

Rudolph the Fireball Liquor Rep - Michael Crabtree

Run Run Raptor

Go Mounting Then Tell It

Truck Nuts Hanging by a Muddy Tire - @PollockBrennan

We Turnt Up on a Midnight Clear

Let it Bro, Let it Bro, Let it Bro - Brice Volker

Santa Looked a Lot Like a City Boy - Josh Clapper

Merry Christmas from Cell Block 4 - Adam Drake

Drunk on a Sled - John Deery

You're a Wee One, Mr. Moore - Anna Vincent

Felix Culata

Shake Your Sugar on My Cookie - Jeremy Plotkin

Oh, Holey Jeans - Chris Watts

Mudders in the Snow

Jager Claus is Comin' to Town - Y.J. Jones

White Tank Top Christmas - @amandaac826 

Up on the Hood Top - Country Perspective

God Rest Ye Hotties Shakin' It

All I Want for Christmas is the Restraining Order Lifted - Charlie Retz

Bro, Do You Even Go Caroling?