Nov 8, 2016
Farce the Music Election Day!
Don't forget to vote today! And here are some random polls about country music. Write-ins go in the comments.
Biggest Douchebag?
Worst Song of 2016
Country Music MVP 2016
Worst Country Artist of 2016
Best Red Dirt/Texas Artist 2016
Worst Newcomer
Entertainer of the Year
Songwriter of the Year
Nov 7, 2016
New Video: Gangstagrass - Twist It
The only hick-hop we don't hate.*
*except for Robert and probably Kevin
*except for Robert and probably Kevin
Top 10 Things Kenny Chesney Might've Been Thinking at the CMAs
10. Did I leave the stove on?
9. Natalie's hair looks like the Devil's Tower in Close Encounters!
8. Really need to fart. Really need to fart. Really need to fart.
7. The Chicks get Beyoncé and I just get Pink?
6. Shirts with sleeves are so damn uncomfortable.
5. I wish I hadn't smoked all that crack this afternoon.
4. On one hand, Hillary is more presidential and experienced, but on
9. Natalie's hair looks like the Devil's Tower in Close Encounters!
8. Really need to fart. Really need to fart. Really need to fart.
7. The Chicks get Beyoncé and I just get Pink?
6. Shirts with sleeves are so damn uncomfortable.
5. I wish I hadn't smoked all that crack this afternoon.
4. On one hand, Hillary is more presidential and experienced, but on
the other, Trump really could shake up the status quo. Hmmm.
3. *nothing. nothing at all*
2. Should I put my award from tonight on the guest house mantle?
3. *nothing. nothing at all*
2. Should I put my award from tonight on the guest house mantle?
Or maybe in the auxiliary trophy case at the beach house?
1. You know? I'd really like to be called a racist and get death threats
1. You know? I'd really like to be called a racist and get death threats
from Beyoncé fans. I think I'll make a sour face.
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