Nov 19, 2020

She's Too Young for You, John


Top 10 Things Hick-Hop Fans Are Thankful For in 2020


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10. That selling meth never goes on lockdown or recession

9. As crazy as this year’s been, mom’s okay with you repeating 10th grade again


8. Confederate flag Covid masks


7. That stimulus check bought you a new set of teeth (used)


6. If you never had a job, you can’t lose a job


5. The guy you owed $500 for cock fight gambling debts died of the Rona


4. Lots of time to polish up that mixtape


3.  With online prayer meetings, you can finally smoke crack at church


2. That Upchurch still puts out like 15 albums a year


1. That if you’ve had herpes and ringworm at the same time, Covid ain’t shit


Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs 45

How many million albums has Stapleton's Traveler sold?

When a "country fan" starts talking about how much they love Dan + Shay

Why do you get so worked up over people knowing what authentic country music is?

People who thought Morgan Wallen had the best performance on the CMA Awards

To people who fix their mouth to say something bad about Dolly

When the car next to me at the light is jamming Turnpike

But country music has to evo...

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