Inspirational Lyrics 2-2

OMG Reviews: Josh Grider - Slow

by Brittany Fant, 14-year-old music fan and aspiring reviewer

Listen to the song here.

O.M.G.! Josh is sooooo cute! (But don't worry, Hunter Hayes, I'm still marrying you!) Guys my age can't grow beards like that. Well, Johnny Rames can, but he got held back 3 years. Anyway, nice beard. The cover makes me think this song will be RLY good!

Ummm no. This song is too SLOW, hahahaha! And it's about old people stuff, like jobs and getting married and having kids. It is sweet though. I mean, if a guy wrote something like this about me, I'd pretend it was awesome, depending on how hot he was LOL. Josh has kind of an accent but I can't tell where it's from. I just know it sounds, you know, country.

I guess some people in Texas or Mexico might slow dance to this song at their Friday night hoedowns or something. I don't like slow music unless it's Taylor, so this isn't doing N-E-THING 4 me. Why is this CUTE guy singing boring music?!??? He should rock out like HUNTER!  On a side-note, what is a hoedown? I thought that was what Ashley Sikes did in the band hall last week LOLZ.

N-E-Way…. this just isn't very good… but I'll give it an extra point because of sssooooooo much hoooottttnissssssssss.

1 1/2 Heart Hands out of 5.

Flashback Country Album Cover Parodies

Out of sheer laziness or the sentimentalism toward finding an old flash drive full of these, here are some favorite parody country album covers from FTM's past. 

Country Stars with F'ed Up Teeth IV

Country Doppelgangers: Feb '11

Keifer Thompson of Thompson Square and Christian rocker Toby Mac.

Hunter Hayes and Neil Patrick Harris.

Big Kenny and a young Billy Joe Shaver. Blasphemy?

No question on this one. The Civil Wars John Paul White and Johnny Depp.

Country rapper Big Smo could be MMA fighter Butterbean's brother.

Country newcomer Andy Gibson and supermodel Cindy Crawford. Yep, he's pretty.

Child bride/supposed country singer Courtney Stodden reminds me a lot of Madame.