C'mon George, That's Not Really Your Name

...and your handwriting is terrible!

Waylon Jennings Parody

I wrote this parody lyric back in 2006 and sadly,

it's gotten way more out of hand since then...

Don’t You Think This Redneck Bit Has Done Got Out of Hand

(Parody of Waylon’s “Don’t You Think This Outlaw Bit has Done Got Out of Hand”)

Verse 1:

I'm for peas and cornbread, and down home honesty

But this song's about the joke some folks have pulled on you and me

Soon as that gal redneck went up to number one

Folks re-found the drawl they’d lost - yeehaw, ain’t this some fun?

Chorus:

Don't you think this redneck bit has done got out of hand

What started out as getting real has turned into a scam

Now everybody’s dipping Skoal and sportin’ farmer’s tans

Don't you think this redneck bit has done got out of hand

Verse 3:

They were singin’ sweet pop music till ol’ Gretchen came along

Then overnight, big pickup trucks and sweet tea filled their songs

Hillbillies, hicks and white trash started skankin’ up the charts

They’re tradin’ in Versace fashion for blue jeans from Walmart

Chorus

Don't you think this redneck bit has done got out of hand

What started out as getting real has turned into a scam

Now everybody’s swiggin’ beer, sayin’ hell yeah and by damn

Don't you think this redneck bit has done got out of hand

©2006 Corey Parkman

Lyrical Satirical: Ho in Honky Tonk

“Ho” in Honky Tonk

©2012 FTM Satire

You ain’t from around here, is ya

I can tell by your frosted hair

And your eyeing that skirt

Yeah, she’s a real flirt

But let me warn you ‘bout that one there

Chorus

She puts the ho in honky tonk

She dirty dances to the slow dance songs

You’ll need prescriptions if she get whats she wants

She puts the ho in honky tonk

Said you can handle your business

Ha, that’s what she’s gonna say

She’s been with every guy

You can spy with your eye

Even ol’ Virgil there, and he’s gay

She puts the ho in honky tonk

She booty dances to a hurtin’ songs

You’ll have a rash if you get what you want

She puts the ho in honky tonk

Bridge

If you value your dignity

And your health, don’t be a fool

She goes down like Hennessy

Gets around like these bar stools

She puts the ho in honky tonk

Givin’ up that badonkadonk

You’ll need a clinic if she get whats she wants

She puts the ho in honky tonk

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Thanks to Ten-Pound Hammer for sending this one in!

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