Sep 18, 2014
Blake Shelton Wants to Sell You Something
Labels:
Blake Shelton,
Honest Ads,
Satire
Small Town Douchebag
Small Town Douchebag
(Lyric parody of Brantley Gilbert/Thomas Rhett/Justin Moore's "Small Town Throwdown")
Oh bruh
Around these parts his kind ain't new
No job but drives a jacked Chevrolet
Plays rap-rock, tatts on neck
3 kids from 3 girls on the way
Runs stop signs
Got a party at his folks' house tonight
Hand on his crotch, drinkin' fake shine
He loves gauge earrings and skanky girls,
Never got a ticket, claims he's done time
He's a small town douchebag
He loves to squall his tires and call people fags
And dawg, where da hoes tonight, drinkin' Natty gettin' tight
Skinny jeans or a sag, he's a small town douchebag
Yo, who got some ganja son?
Now he's got a house full of dumbass bros
Round here they're common as grass is
Rockin' Lil Wayne and FGL
Tore up, showin' their asses
What you looking at man?
Somebody says there's college boys
Rollin' in to hook up with their b**ches
If they step in there usin' fancy words
He's gonna send 'em home in stitches
He's a small town douchebag
His mean mug takes over when his brain power lags
And dawg, where da hoes tonight, drinkin' High Life gettin' tight
Fly high that rebel flag, he's a small town douchebag
C'mon
He's a small town douchebag
He loves to squall his tires and call people fags
And dawg, where da hoes tonight, drinkin' Taaka gettin' tight
Skinny jeans or a sag, he's a small town douchebag
He's a small town douchebag
He loves to squall his tires and call people fags
And dawg, where da hoes tonight, drinkin' Natty gettin' tight
Skinny jeans or a sag, he's a small town douchebag
He's a small town douchebag
WTF
(Lyric parody of Brantley Gilbert/Thomas Rhett/Justin Moore's "Small Town Throwdown")
Oh bruh
Around these parts his kind ain't new
No job but drives a jacked Chevrolet
Plays rap-rock, tatts on neck
3 kids from 3 girls on the way
Runs stop signs
Got a party at his folks' house tonight
Hand on his crotch, drinkin' fake shine
He loves gauge earrings and skanky girls,
Never got a ticket, claims he's done time
He's a small town douchebag
He loves to squall his tires and call people fags
And dawg, where da hoes tonight, drinkin' Natty gettin' tight
Skinny jeans or a sag, he's a small town douchebag
Yo, who got some ganja son?
Now he's got a house full of dumbass bros
Round here they're common as grass is
Rockin' Lil Wayne and FGL
Tore up, showin' their asses
What you looking at man?
Somebody says there's college boys
Rollin' in to hook up with their b**ches
If they step in there usin' fancy words
He's gonna send 'em home in stitches
He's a small town douchebag
His mean mug takes over when his brain power lags
And dawg, where da hoes tonight, drinkin' High Life gettin' tight
Fly high that rebel flag, he's a small town douchebag
C'mon
He's a small town douchebag
He loves to squall his tires and call people fags
And dawg, where da hoes tonight, drinkin' Taaka gettin' tight
Skinny jeans or a sag, he's a small town douchebag
He's a small town douchebag
He loves to squall his tires and call people fags
And dawg, where da hoes tonight, drinkin' Natty gettin' tight
Skinny jeans or a sag, he's a small town douchebag
He's a small town douchebag
WTF
Labels:
Brantley Gilbert,
bro country,
Justin Moore,
parody,
Parody lyrics,
Satire,
Thomas Rhett
Sep 17, 2014
Dallas Davidson: Winner
DD made this comment in response to @DrunkenMartina 's Twitter question:
"Advice for other misogynistic manchildren who want to get rich writing
the same song over and over? #cmchat" during Monday night's Country Music Chat.
Labels:
Dallas Davidson,
Drunken Martina,
memes,
Satire,
Twitter
Phillip Fox Band - Nothing Worse Than Weak (Live)
From their excellent new album, Heartland, here's Phillip Fox Band with "Nothing Worse Than Weak." RIYL: Country, rock, country-rock, beards, good music.
Labels:
Phillip Fox Band,
YouTube Gems
This is an Actual Lyric from FGL's New Song
Labels:
Commentary,
FGL,
Florida Georgia Line,
memes
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