Sep 22, 2017
George Strait & Chris Stapleton Perform "All My Exes Live in Texas"
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Chris Stapleton,
George Strait,
Live performances
Luke's Done With Skinny Jeans
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Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire,
Willie Nelson
I Saw Dwight Last Night
I saw Dwight Yoakam (for the first time) with The Steel Woods last night. It was fantastic. I'm too lazy to write a proper review, but trust me when I say he's every bit the performer you imagine - a legend still in prime shape vocally and as a performer. The Steel Woods were great too - playing 6-7 songs from their (top 10 of '17 for me) album Straw in the Wind and a cover of "Yesterday's Wine." Dwight was in a good mood for his set - pulling out a few songs he rarely plays these days (according to set lists I've seen) and a ton of covers. Our Governor, Phil Bryant, visited Dwight before the show and made a song request that surprised Yoakam, but he played it. "Buenos Noches From a Lonely Room," a spare and cold murder ballad, isn't what you'd expect a state head honcho to be into, but I'm glad he is. Anyway, here's the set list from the show.
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Dwight Yoakam,
The Steel Woods
Big Words in Country Songs
Labels:
George Strait,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire,
Sturgill Simpson
You're Not a Real Country Singer!
You're Not a Real Country Singer If...
Your jeans are tight but your name ain't Dwight
You've ever suggested a trap beat to your album's producer
You've ever suggested a trap beat to your album's producer
You've spent any amount of time trying to work
the phrase "poop emoji" into a song @samgazdiak
All your fans need a ride from their parents to the concert... -Eddie Combs
You're more likely to be seen with a Sun Beach tan than a Miller can
You think Bobby Bare is the name of an exotic dancer -Justin Chambers
You haven't left a girl in West Virginia, up there where the green grass grows.
Another girl in Cincinnati waiting where the Ohio River flows -Anthony Machado
They play your song on country radio @harrymorgan1937
You are certain Hank done it this way -Carl Wallace
Your jeans are tighter than your electronic drum beat @mkleiner2
You have tattoos but no scars -Seth Wilson
Your favorite Patty Loveless song is "Who is Patty Loveless?"
You are Kane Brown @amanda_darlene3
Your name rhymes with "mane crown" -Garrett Dressler
You can't get stoned with your band because it's all computers @Famous_Abell
You can't get stoned with your band because it's all computers @Famous_Abell
You have a hype man
You think the Carter scratch is something your DJ does @JuliThanki
You think the Carter scratch is something your DJ does @JuliThanki
You don't say anything at all about mama, or trains, or trucks,
or prison, or gettin' drunk. -Connor Smith
You sing about Dixie cups. (if you do, you're either a dentist or a toddler) @ryankentm
You can't name 3 George Jones songs but you remember every winner of The Bachelor
You use "how we roll" in a song and your protagonist in the song
isn't a truck driver. -Michael Crabtree
You think American Aquarium is a nickname for Seaworld @SeanRKent
You'd rather be spayed or neutered than express any negative opinion whatsoever
At least one Backstreet Boy was involved in the
creation of your latest album. @10lbhammerbp
You think Conway Twitty is just someone The Family Guy made up
Your truck tires are higher than your IQ @Senor_Fern
Your truck tires are higher than your IQ @Senor_Fern
You think Jason Aldean is "old school".... -Chuck Dye
You can't recite the "third" verse to "Friends in Low Places" @swoletexan
You sing about bars and churches, but haven't been to either one in years
You have backup dancers -BamaDan Ferguson
You think a Telecaster is the guy who reads the news on TV - Seth Wilson
You think Moe Bandy is a rapper featured on Ariana Grande's next single
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