Really Dumb Country Music Reviews: Oct. '16

These are all real reviews (though a couple seem 'trollish') from iTunes.

Luke Bryan - Kill the Lights

Jason Aldean - They Don't Know

Aubrie Sellers - New City Blues

 Florida-Georgia Line - Dig Your Roots

Chris Stapleton - Traveller

Luke Bryan - The Farm Tour EP

Why 1987 Was Better Than 2016

ROCK MUSIC IN THE TOP 40, 1987

(REO Speedwagon was there too, but I hesitate to call them rock)

ROCK MUSIC IN THE TOP 40, 2016

REBA'S HAIR 1987

JUST LOOK AT THAT LUXURIOUS REDFRO!

 

REBA'S HAIR 2016

YAWN.

MTV VMAS 1987

This is talent, bro

MTV VMAS 2016

SPORTS SCANDAL 1987

SPORTS SCANDAL 2016 

DISASTER 1987

DISASTER 2016

RAPPER FLIPPING THE BIRD 1987

RAPPER FLIPPING THE BIRD 2016

TOP COUNTRY SONG 1987

TOP COUNTRY SONG 2016

TOOL CALENDAR 1987

TOOL CALENDAR 2016

 

MUSIC NEWS 1987

MUSIC NEWS 2016

There's No Spitting Game in Country Music

Country TwitterWINs: August '16

I'm only including this one because of its author. He's back!

 

Country TwitterFAIL: August '16

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