Showing posts with label EDM. Show all posts
Showing posts with label EDM. Show all posts
Feb 28, 2018
Honest Radio Promo Ad: Sir Rosevelt (Zac Brown)
Labels:
EDM,
Honest Radio Promo Ads,
Satire,
Sir Rosevelt,
Zac Brown
Dec 30, 2016
Oct 6, 2016
Hipster Douchebag Zac Brown
Yeah, that's Zac on the left in a promo photo of his new dance/pop/edm/whatever
side project Sir Rosevelt. This is what I imagine he's saying...
Labels:
EDM,
memes,
Satire,
Sir Rosevelt,
Zac Brown
Jun 29, 2016
John Rich's Songwriting Tips #78
It's hard to stay on the cusp of what's lit (that means 'cool,' for you old jackasses) from day to day in this social media age. Everything moves faster than yayo on Jason Aldean's bus. So how do you keep up with the times when writing songs for country radio? You gotta keep your finger on the pulse, baby. Google what was popular on pop radio 8 months ago. That'll tell you what the next trend for Dustin Lynch, Chris Lane, and all those directionless dudes will be. EDM? Been there. Sexy-time R&B? Done that. Right now, it's straight up dance music that's moving the needle. Has anyone actually had a hit with a country pop dance song yet? Not really. Don't matter, bitches. If that's what the culture at large is tired of, then that's what country radio has to provide. How else are dropout white boys with $60K trucks and their hair stylist intern girlfriends going to feel cool driving to their parole meetings? Don't get caught with your pecker in your hand. Stay current. Try Twitter. Watch the trending topics. Get on the Snapchat and read some stories in between the wiener and boob pics. You'll learn while you're being entertained. I'm currently working on some songs for the next trend… "Woke" country. Don't matter if you're a right winger like me, you'll be bobbing your head to some BLM and SJW socially aware hip-hop country in a few months. Doesn't matter if your heart's in it; think with your wallet. It's all about those greenbacks, son. Evolve or die, fam.
*not actually written by John Rich
Labels:
Chris Lane,
Dustin Lynch,
EDM,
John Rich,
JR's Songwriting Tips,
Satire
Sep 18, 2015
Parody NASH Magazine Cover (Formerly Country Weekly)
Labels:
Country Weekly,
EDM,
Florida Georgia Line,
Jason Aldean,
Luke Bryan,
Macklemore,
NASH,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
Sturgill Simpson
Jun 10, 2015
Top 10 Things to Expect for Tonight's CMT Awards
10. Social media going nuts on how good Carrie looks after having a baby/Social media
going nuts over people saying how good Carrie looks after having
a baby/Shaming/Anti-Shaming/Shame-Shaming
9. A joke about tomatoes within the first five minutes
8. David Spade as Joe Dirt being one of the most actually country things/persons on the show
7. Shitheads, douchebags, assholes, and other various and sundry vulgarities
6. The continued assumption that because 25 year olds have rap, EDM, rock, pop, and country on their phones (because certainly, people as old as me couldn't possibly have varied tastes and access to modern technology), they'd like to hear all these genres at the same time
5. The wildly entertaining spectacle of a Russian fellow pushing buttons on stage
4. Cross-promotion, cross-promotion, and more cross-promotion
3. Sam Hunt looking happy and confident because he truly
9. A joke about tomatoes within the first five minutes
8. David Spade as Joe Dirt being one of the most actually country things/persons on the show
7. Shitheads, douchebags, assholes, and other various and sundry vulgarities
6. The continued assumption that because 25 year olds have rap, EDM, rock, pop, and country on their phones (because certainly, people as old as me couldn't possibly have varied tastes and access to modern technology), they'd like to hear all these genres at the same time
5. The wildly entertaining spectacle of a Russian fellow pushing buttons on stage
4. Cross-promotion, cross-promotion, and more cross-promotion
3. Sam Hunt looking happy and confident because he truly
isn't the least country act on the show for a change
2. Awards handed out for something called "videos" - apparently these are recorded visual representations or performances of songs, and it seems CMT once showed these frequently
2. Awards handed out for something called "videos" - apparently these are recorded visual representations or performances of songs, and it seems CMT once showed these frequently
1. Two creepy bastards performing a song about boomboxes and Alabama
(and trucks, hotties, dirt roads, and drinking)
Labels:
Carrie Underwood,
CMT Awards,
EDM,
Florida Georgia Line,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
Top Ten Lists,
Zedd
Apr 29, 2015
Exclusive: Surprising New Zac Brown Band Tour Poster
May 19, 2014
Monday Morning Memes: Jerrod Niemann, Garth, etc.
May 16, 2014
Exclusive Photo of Brad Paisley Working on His New Album
Labels:
Brad Paisley,
EDM,
Photocrap,
Satire
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