Showing posts with label Godsmack. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Godsmack. Show all posts
Jul 25, 2019
When Bros Grow Up
Labels:
bros,
Florida Georgia Line,
Godsmack,
memes,
Satire
Dec 7, 2018
What Your Favorite 2018 Album Says About You 2
Post Malone - Beerbongs & Bentleys
You never use the "hard R." Your dad pays for college, but has threatened to cut you off if you come home with a face tattoo.
American Aquarium - Things Change
You haven't written a humorous tweet since November 2016. You drive a Nissan Leaf but keep your hidden away Harley tuned up for when it's okay to have fun again.
Whitey Morgan & the .78s - Hard Times and White Lines
You wear shirts with curse words on them to family reunions. When you type "Luke Bryan, never heard of her" on Facebook, your co-workers in the maintenance department all click "like."
Brandi Carlile - By the Way, I Forgive You
You picked an apartment to rent based on its walking proximity to a Whole Foods. You have broken up with someone based on their bad recycling habits.
Sleep - The Sciences
You aren't really patient, you just smoke a shit ton of weed. You spend more money on eye drops than you do body wash.
Ashley Monroe - Sparrow
You are horny like 24/7.
Keith Urban - Graffiti U
You're still living pretty comfortably off the divorce settlement, but you sell LulaRoe and essential oils on Facebook for extra cash.
Ashley McBryde - Girl Going Nowhere
You are a thoughtful and passionate connoisseur of music. You have definitely punched a man in the face before.
Godsmack - When Legends Rise
You didn't know they put out an album in 2018, but it must be the best album of the year because they kick ass man! You have punched a woman before.
Father John Misty - God's Favorite Customer
You have had your feces tested, and no, it does not stink. You won't date a woman who's prettier than you.
Oct 19, 2018
One-of-a-Kind New Country Singer Carves His Own Niche
Already named to The Boot's prestigious "Ones to Watch 2015" list, Brant Smith is poised for a breakthrough year and he wants you to know he's doing it his way. Our correspondent sat down with Bryant to find out what makes him stand out among this year's crop of stubble-chinned warblers.
"Most debut artists don't get as much control over their music as Prestige Nashville has given me, but they saw something edgy and different in me and just handed over the reins," said Scott, molding a stray tuft of gelled hair back into the towering blond coiffure atop his head. Chris went on to explain how his first album will be a true portrait of his life and his completely distinctive upbringing.
"Man, I grew up on a dirt road where there wasn't much to do, so me and my friends just kicked it the best way we knew how," explained Dylan. "I know this sounds crazy, but sometimes we'd just grab a few cold ones and some pretty girls and find a field to chill in. That's the kind of out-there stuff I want to bring to my music!"
Chad's wildly idiosyncratic influences range anywhere from "good ol' country like Kenny and Trace" to Godsmack to Calvin Harris to Waka Flocka Flame. "Nobody out there's going to admit listening to all the crazy stuff I do, much less incorporate it into their country music," laughed Mark, pushing up the sleeves of his form-fitting grey henley.
Steven, quite surprisingly a former high school quarterback, went on to say that he'd taken the unheard of step of co-writing the entire album with some of Nashville's lesser-known songwriters like Ashley Gorley, Josh Kear, and Kyle Jacobs. Jon expects to release an EP in early spring as he heads out in support of fellow maverick Chase Rice, with a full album to follow in the fall.
Based on his nonconformist attitude and unusual backstory, we expect Lee to forge his own path outside the box on Music Row and become a force to reckon with on country radio. Listen to The Bobby Bones Show this Friday as Randy debuts his new single "Girl Let's Have a Good Time Tonight."
Sep 4, 2013
Top 10 Things Dallas Davidson Thinks Are Cool
10. An upstairs neighbor playing Godsmack really loud at 12:30 on a Sunday night
09. Bombing Syria
08. Erectile dysfunction
07. Moob sweat at an important meeting
06. Getting logged out of Netflix and forgetting the log-in info
during an "Orange is the New Black" binge
05. Stepping in dog shit, barefoot
04. When Walt poisoned that kid on Breaking Bad
03. Slightly overweight people taking all the scooters for handicapped people at Walmart
02. Alex Rodriguez
01. Unflushed poo in public toilets
*Dallas Davidson is the cowriter of "Honky-Tonk Badonkadonk," "That's My Kinda Night," "Boys Round Here,"
"Country Girl (Shake It For Me)" and various other piece-of-shit "country" songs that have added to the
destruction of the mainstream segment of the genre.
Labels:
Blake Shelton,
Dallas Davidson,
Godsmack,
Luke Bryan,
Top Ten Lists,
Trace Adkins
Jan 26, 2011
5 Rock Album Covers - Parodied
Labels:
Godsmack,
Kings of Leon,
Metallica,
Pantera,
Photocrap,
The Black Keys
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