The newest single from his current very good and very overlooked album Vinyl.
Sep 14, 2017
Country Singer = Pro Wrestler Equivalents 2017
Jason Isbell = AJ Styles
Always been great, but it took until his late 30s for all but the diehard fans to figure that out. Southern. One of the best in the business.
Kelsea Ballerini = Kelly Kelly
Not very good. One of the few promoted females in her profession at the time. Perky.
Toby Keith = Sergeant Slaughter
Patriotic but willing to switch sides for the right price. Always popular but kind of a one-trick-pony. Known for putting boots in butts.
Cole Swindell = Jinder Mahal
Negligible talent. Boring. Still manages to reach the upper ranks of his profession.
Miranda Lambert = Lita
BAD. ASS. Didn't go to/dropped out of college. Animal lover. Can beat you up.
Thomas Rhett = Randy Orton
Got into the industry because of his dad. Inexplicably popular. Highly overrated.
Frequently looks like he just smoked a joint.
Garth Brooks = Kevin Owens
Ridiculously agile for a big man. Whether you like him or not, you gotta admit
he's entertaining as hell. Delivers a mean pop-up power bomb...okay, that's just Owens.
Friday (The Movie) Country Reaction Gifs
When an attractive female walks by
...wearing a vintage Waylon t-shirt
"You know, Thomas Rhett's album is actually
pretty good if you don't expect it to be country"
When you see that Kane Brown has a top ten hit...
meaning that he'll be sticking around for a while.
If there was a fight between any woman on earth
and Jason Aldean
"I got an extra ticket to Chase Rice; wanna go?"
When the post office loses your order
of all Sturgill's albums on vinyl
When somebody says you hit like a girl
and you say "Yeah, Loretta Lynn"
When you're at a folk festival in Colorado
and somebody asks if you're enjoying yourself
Sep 13, 2017
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