Showing posts with label Country Singer/Pro Wrestler Equivalents. Show all posts
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Sep 18, 2019

Pro Wrestler / Country Singer Equivalents 2019

Keith Urban = Dolph Ziggler
Stupid hair. Been around for a long time.
One of the most talented but always seems to let us down.


Dan + Shay = Glacier & Ernest Miller
Uh, there's two of them.
Good at something probably, but not their chosen field.


Kacey Musgraves = Becky Lynch
 Badass. Stands up for women.
The diehards have always loved her, but she
just went big-time in 2018.


George Jones = Jeff Hardy
One of the greats. Known for showing up in bad shape or not at all.
Has had his photo taken in front of a wall at the police station several times.
(Thanks to Cherryll Batty for this idea!)


Morgan Wallen & Hardy = The Godwinns
Nobody can be this redneck in real life.


Zac Brown = Baron Corbin
Dresses stupid. Not much hair.
Pretty talented but so damn annoying that you honestly just want him to go away.


Kane Brown = The Gobbledy Gooker
Hyped heavily. Made a big splash at first, but once everybody found
out he was lame, nobody was interested any more.


Nov 15, 2017

Country Singer/Professional Wrestler Equivalents 3

Chris Young = Sami Zayn
Talented, likable, turned bad when doing things the right way didn't make him popular.


Sam Hunt = Karl Malone
Tall. Athletic. Not actually a country singer/wrestler, but happy to (poorly) pretend to be for money. Never won a pro sports championship.


Old Dominion = The Spirit Squad
There may be some talent in there, but it's hard to tell. Stupid looking. Creepy as shit.


Rich O'Toole = Zack Ryder
A bro, but a likable one. Self hype-man. Annoying to some, 
but appreciated when he does good work.


Charlie Daniels = Zeb Colter
Old, bearded, southern. Republican. Says crazy shit. 


Dan + Shay = Billy and Chuck
Duo. Somewhat talented, but purists don't like them. 
Are thought by some to be fabulous; not that there's anything wrong with that.


Sep 14, 2017

Country Singer = Pro Wrestler Equivalents 2017

 Jason Isbell = AJ Styles
Always been great, but it took until his late 30s for all but the diehard fans to figure that out. Southern. One of the best in the business. 


Kelsea Ballerini = Kelly Kelly
Not very good. One of the few promoted females in her profession at the time. Perky.


Toby Keith = Sergeant Slaughter
Patriotic but willing to switch sides for the right price. Always popular but kind of a one-trick-pony. Known for putting boots in butts. 


 Cole Swindell = Jinder Mahal
Negligible talent. Boring. Still manages to reach the upper ranks of his profession.


Miranda Lambert = Lita
BAD. ASS. Didn't go to/dropped out of college. Animal lover. Can beat you up.


 Thomas Rhett = Randy Orton
Got into the industry because of his dad. Inexplicably popular. Highly overrated. 
Frequently looks like he just smoked a joint. 


Garth Brooks = Kevin Owens
Ridiculously agile for a big man. Whether you like him or not, you gotta admit 
he's entertaining as hell. Delivers a mean pop-up power bomb...okay, that's just Owens. 

Jan 6, 2016

Country Singer/Professional Wrestler Equivalents


Florida-Georgia Line = New Age Outlaws
Douchey, popular due to hype more than talent, spray tans, wear underwear in public



Shooter Jennings = Spike Dudley
Scrappy, famous last name, under 5'8"



Carrie Underwood = Trish Stratus
Honest, talented, Vegan, ascended to the heights of her chosen profession, generally liked by all



Jamey Johnson = CM Punk
Outsider with insider ties, subversive, loved by the "smart" fans of his chosen profession, left the mainstream to pursue other options that seemingly will never come to fruition



Luke Bryan = John Cena
Seems like a nice guy, says dumb stuff in public, loved and hated in equal amounts, limited move set, A-lister approaching middle age, makes a living shaking ass



Brantley Gilbert = Buff Bagwell
Inexplicably popular, earrings, chains, facial hair, douchey, meathead



Chad Brock = Chad Brock
Wait, that's the same guy...

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