The Golden Girls: Country Reaction Gifs

When your new boss says "If you like country,

you must really love Sam Hunt like I do!"

New Cody Jinks song out tomorrow 

Your bar doesn't have a jukebox with a country song?

By the time an artist has slowly leaked out album details one little hint or puzzle piece at a time.

How we could have prevented the popularity of hick-hop

If you were at a pool party where they only played Florida-Georgia Line, what would you do?

Does the country chart make you sad?

When your friend says she's dating someone who loves Kane Brown.

Courtney Marie Andrews Performs "I've Hurt Worse"

Florida-Georgia Line Blasphemes

If (Classic Country Song) Was Bro-Country

Since bro-country seems to be making a slight return this summer, it seems like a good time to bring back this feature.

If (Classic Country Song) Was Bro-Country

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Patsy Cline - She's Got You

I've got your picture

That you Snapped to me

Screen-shot it with love

Showed it to my homies

Ain't nothing different

Since we've been through

I've got your picture

It's a nude

Waylon & Willie - Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys

Mammas don't let your babies grow up to soyboys

Don't let 'em dip pouches or vote for no cucks

Let 'em be hotties and frat boys and such

Mammas don't let your babies grow up to soyboys

'Cause they'll never lift, bro, and they'll never roll coal

They won't even drive a truck

Tammy Wynette - Stand By Your Man

Stand by your man,

In cut off shorts that cling to,

That shaker mama gave you 

Move that thing like a pony

Dwight Yoakam - Guitars, Cadillacs

Now it's roll bars, rifle racks, Lil Dicky music

Dusty gravel roads that I chill on

Yeah my roll bars, rifle racks, Lil Dicky music

Keep this party lit till the night is gone

Really Dumb Country Reviews: June '18

These are real reviews from a popular digital music service.

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Keith Urban - Graffiti U

Dan + Shay - s/t

Jason Aldean - Rearview Town

Dierks Bentley - The Mountain

Thomas Rhett - Life Changes

Kane Brown

Florida-Georgia Line - Simple