I don't literally hate all of these songs, just most.
Jul 16, 2020
How I Met Your Mother Country Reaction Gifs
Me, halfway through a Lady A song
"Hey, you wanna go to this Chase Rice drive-in concert with me?"
When Patrice says she loves country too, like Dustin Lynch and Kane Brown.
Ray Wylie Hubbard?
After I listen to the new Lori McKenna album next week
When you speak to each other in Tyler Childers lyrics
♫ ♬ I'd take her home and if her parents weren't around
She'd bring me in and give me some
Bring me in and give me some ♫ ♬
When you can tell he's a Dan + Shay fan
Jul 15, 2020
Top 10 Reasons Brantley Gilbert Fans Won’t Wear a Mask
10. Hides badass new gold teeth
9. Legally barred from wearing a mask in public as a condition of recent parole
8. FaithFreedomFirepowerNews.org told them masks are the mark of the beast
7. Can’t find a mask with “Sexy White Trash” on it
6. Rubs up against herpes sores
5. Won’t fit over unkempt Grizzly Adams ass beard
4. Only mask they own is Confederate flag, which is currently frowned upon
3. Face tattoo still healing
2. Can’t smoke meth with a mask on
1. Masks aren’t provided in their particular penal institution
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