May 20, 2021

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #50

Dad when a Luke Bryan underwear commercial comes on 

How many number one hits does Ricky Van Shelton have?

When you find out Garth Brooks has hair plugs

When the candidate at the job interview says she's a Kane Brown stan

Me and my buddy when Vandoliers come up on the Spotify shuffle

When the on-hold music is a mainstream country station

When I hear somebody call Willie a stoned old commie

Stop covering "Cover Me Up"


May 19, 2021

Randy Houser & Jamey Johnson / "Evangeline" / The Grand Ole Opry

Sam Hunt: Rodeo Man?


Top 10 Ways to Be a TikTok Americana Artist


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10. Look up “authentic” in the dictionary and then try to fake it


9. Force yourself to binge listen to Tyler Childers when you’d rather be playing Polo G and DaBaby


8. Search “Cavender’s” in your Google maps app



7. Learn to strum a few chords that can be used for just about any cliche Americana standard you choose to cover on Tik Tok


6. Be handsome, but look like you’ve been out riding fences, whatever that means



5. Take a semester off from Bucknell, grow out facial hair



4. Buy a bunch of caps at the county co-op or even better, some vintage ones off eBay



3. Learn to sing in a throaty scream: shallow people will think that’s soulful



2. Cover “Cover Me Up” so poorly that only girls who think you’re cute pretend to like it


1. Do at least one video talking shit about Kane Brown and Sam Hunt but make your Spotify plays private first


Gonna Set My Watch Back To It


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