Farce the Music

Aug 19, 2021

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10. Cutting across three lanes on the interstate in their Carolina squatted pickup truck so they don’t miss their exit for the vape shop

9. Business in front, party in the back

8. Complaining about the health dangers of wearing a mask while vaping and downing their 6th White Claw

7. Saying that word around their friends and cutting their eyes at the mixed race guy to see if he’s mad

6. Screaming profanities at their boyfriend in his Carolina squatted pickup truck in the parking lot beside Sonic on Friday nights

5. Calling people who don’t like Morgan’s music libtards

4. “Collecting” copper wiring

3. Hunting out of season

2. Acting indignant that rappers can say that word even though that’s all they’ve been listening to in their Carolina squatted pickup truck

1. Pretending they were Morgan Wallen fans before February 2021

*language warning*

Florida-Georgia Line? I stopped there to take a piss one time.

If you ever catch me listening to Walker Hayes

You don't like The Steel Woods??

When your buddy's ringtone goes off and it's a Casey Donahew song

When he's humming a Luke Bryan song

♬ Stepped into the hall
And saw all my friends were there
A neon sign was flashin', "Welcome, come on in"
It feels so good feelin' good again ♬

When you show him what little girls are made of

When somebody plays Dan + Shay on the jukebox

From his new album, The Horses and the Hounds, out Friday.