From his excellent new album Make the Night Better.
Mar 17, 2022
Top 10 Traits for Getting a Country Record Deal 2022
10. A built in audience of TikTok fans you duped into thinking you were talented
9. A gym membership
8. Generic, character-free male country voice
7. Willingness to be an opening act forever (females)
6. Willingness to be a headliner with your own bus right out of the gate (males)
5. Ability to politely say nothing with many words, when asked about a serious topic in an interview
4. Strong knowledge of hair care techniques, including advanced shampoo and condition, heat protection, volumizer, mousse, and shine serum
3. Have large or new family and only talk about them ever and nothing else
2. Musical inspirations must include at least 3 of the following: 21 Pilots, John Mayer, Lil Wayne, Drake, Ariana Grande, Sugar Ray, Kanye, Keith Urban, Imagine Dragons, Taylor Swift (pop era).
1. Be boring as dry dog shit
Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs: Scott Hall Edition
RIP Bad Guy.
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I'd bet it all on a good run of bad luck
Tryin' to make the way things are
the way things used to be
When you're a Ragweed fan, you're a Ragweed fan
How many times would you rather be punched in the face than go to a Dan + Shay concert?
You bet I wouldn't talk trash to Aldean's face?
When your friend plays some Walker Hayes at the fish fry
Willie Nelson when the IRS penalties hit him
When you can't remember the name of that Lumineers hit
You think we're mean for making fun of pop-country singers you like?
Mar 16, 2022
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