Ian Noe Performs "Ballad of a Retired Man"

That's What I'm A-doin' Today

The Current Poop of Mainstream Country Radio: April '22

 A poop emoji is negative, a strike thru is positive. Total score below the chart.

The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-8) overall which is an 8 point drop from January (the previous time we did this chart). The best song is Carly Pearce/Ashley McBryde’s “Never Wanted to Be That Girl.” The worst is Walker Hayes’ “AA” (big surprise, huh?). The songs are getting dumber as summer nears, like they usually do.

Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.

Scooby-Doo Country Reaction Gifs

 When the country station is playing some dude rapping about trying to keep his daughter off the pole

When Earl took a nap and they 

brought him a tarp instead of a blanket

When you get backstage passes at a Billy Strings show

Carrie Underwood fans when somebody on Twitter

dares utter a negative comment about her

When I'm in public and accidentally

hear a snippet of a Dan + Shay song

When the Uber driver is listening to Sam Hunt

When "Chattahoochee" comes on but

you don't know how to line dance

When you hear that one of your friends

went to a Kane Brown concert

Jim Lauderdale & Kathleen Edwards Cover Prine's "In Spite of Ourselves"