When the American Music Awards say Dan + Shay, Post Malone, and Beyonce are the best country music has to offer
Walking down Broadway in Nashville as bachelorettes fall off pedal taverns drunk, bands play hip hop country songs, and bros catcall chicks from the top of a Morgan Wallen bar
Why are you listening to so much Townes Van Zandt lately?
When the AAA guy who changed your tire has Turnpike playing in his truck
If they sing about trucks and beer, it means they’re country
When a drunk man in a cowboy hat takes you by surprise
When mom makes you to go to the Kane Brown concert with your cousin
Brest Best showing his approval
What you do to the bathroom after a weekend of tacos and firewater at Laurel Cove
When country rap fans call their girlfriend
Every time I see Gavin Adcock
Joey Moi in the studio making every Morgan Wallen song sound the same with slightly different lyrics
