Aug 2, 2012
Top 10 Things Mississippi Fans Are Doing to Afford Brantley Gilbert Tickets
I just found out that Brantley Gilbert is finally coming to play a show in my area! You can imagine my excitement. Today, FTM ponders how all the local BG fans will pay for this momentous occasion.
10. Refinancing the double-wide
09. Canceling Guns & Ammo and Buckmasters subscriptions
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| 08. Painting house camouflage so taxman won't see it |
07. Ransom
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| 6. Selling Arts & Crafts |
05. Collecting insurance money from deer-stand/home that mysteriously burned down
04. Ramping up sales and distribution of Oxycontin
03. Cut back strip club visits to bi-weekly
02. Quit smoking - put cigarette money to better use: riverboat gambling
01. Telling Grandma that Obama's death panels have decided she can't have her heart medication any more
Aug 1, 2012
Eric Church's New Single Cover Revealed
No really, that actually is the cover of his new single. I didn't have to parody it or anything. What's next? Country stars with their own undead mascots like metal bands used to have?
I'm Sorry, This Exists 7
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| This |
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| Luke Bryan Pillowcase |
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| Miranda Lambert Phone Cover (w/Bleeding Cowboys Font) |
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| Wynonna Muscle Shirt |
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| Luke Bryan Zipper Case |
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| Luke Bryan Onesie |
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| Taylor Swift Celebrity Mask |
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| Taylor Swift (?) Oil Painting |
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| Zombie Johnny Cash T-shirt |
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| George Strait Collectible Spoon |
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