Aug 2, 2012
Lyrics Illustrated: Big and Rich - "That's Why I Pray"
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Big and Rich,
Lyrics Illustrated
Top 10 Things Mississippi Fans Are Doing to Afford Brantley Gilbert Tickets
I just found out that Brantley Gilbert is finally coming to play a show in my area! You can imagine my excitement. Today, FTM ponders how all the local BG fans will pay for this momentous occasion.
10. Refinancing the double-wide
09. Canceling Guns & Ammo and Buckmasters subscriptions
08. Painting house camouflage so taxman won't see it |
07. Ransom
6. Selling Arts & Crafts |
05. Collecting insurance money from deer-stand/home that mysteriously burned down
04. Ramping up sales and distribution of Oxycontin
03. Cut back strip club visits to bi-weekly
02. Quit smoking - put cigarette money to better use: riverboat gambling
01. Telling Grandma that Obama's death panels have decided she can't have her heart medication any more
Labels:
Brantley Gilbert,
Satire,
Top Ten Lists
Aug 1, 2012
Scott Borchetta eCard
Labels:
eCards,
Scott Borchetta
Eric Church's New Single Cover Revealed
No really, that actually is the cover of his new single. I didn't have to parody it or anything. What's next? Country stars with their own undead mascots like metal bands used to have?
Labels:
Eric Church,
I'm serious
I'm Sorry, This Exists 7
This |
Luke Bryan Pillowcase |
Miranda Lambert Phone Cover (w/Bleeding Cowboys Font) |
Wynonna Muscle Shirt |
Luke Bryan Zipper Case |
Luke Bryan Onesie |
Taylor Swift Celebrity Mask |
Taylor Swift (?) Oil Painting |
Zombie Johnny Cash T-shirt |
George Strait Collectible Spoon |
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