Probably not appropriate for work, because butts.
Sep 30, 2014
New Video: Mastodon - The Motherload
Labels:
Mastodon,
New Videos
Gnome Sweet Gnome
Gnome Sweet Gnome
(Lyric parody of Motley Crue's "Home Sweet Home" which was recently covered by Justin Moore)
You know I'm a wee man
Barely five foot three
I have to climb on a stool
Just so I can take a pee
Don't put things so high
Way up on that Walmart shelf
Can't reach the Dawn, and can't reach the veal
I'm such an elf
Put me in your lap
Hold me in your hands
Just pick me up
On your shoulders so I
Can see the rock band
I'm in the way
I'm in the way
Gnome sweet gnome...
Petite, petite
I'm in the way
I'm in the way
Gnome sweet gnome...
You know that I wear
Size four boots on my feet and
On my bus, got my own
Graco car seat
I'm just like a leprechaun
Short legs and T-rex arms
And you know no one
No one's gonna get
Me Lucky Charms
I'm in the way
I'm in the way
Gnome sweet gnome...
Half pint, half pint
I'm in the way
I'm in the way
Gnome sweet gnome...
Gnome sweet gnome...
Gnome sweet gnome...
Gnome sweet gnome...
I'm in the way
I'm in the way
Gnome sweet gnome...
Hey!
I'm in the way
I'm in the way
Gnome sweet gnome...
You know I'm a wee man
Barely five foot three
I have to climb on a stool
Just so I can take a pee
Don't put things so high
Way up on that Walmart shelf
Can't reach the Dawn, and can't reach the veal
I'm such an elf
Put me in your lap
Hold me in your hands
Just pick me up
On your shoulders so I
Can see the rock band
I'm in the way
I'm in the way
Gnome sweet gnome...
Petite, petite
I'm in the way
I'm in the way
Gnome sweet gnome...
You know that I wear
Size four boots on my feet and
On my bus, got my own
Graco car seat
I'm just like a leprechaun
Short legs and T-rex arms
And you know no one
No one's gonna get
Me Lucky Charms
I'm in the way
I'm in the way
Gnome sweet gnome...
Half pint, half pint
I'm in the way
I'm in the way
Gnome sweet gnome...
Gnome sweet gnome...
Gnome sweet gnome...
Gnome sweet gnome...
I'm in the way
I'm in the way
Gnome sweet gnome...
Hey!
I'm in the way
I'm in the way
Gnome sweet gnome...
Labels:
Blatant Trolling,
Justin Moore,
Motley Crue,
Parody lyrics,
Satire,
Vince Neil
Hot Enough For Ya?
Labels:
bro-country,
Chase Rice,
memes,
Satire,
Trucks
Sep 29, 2014
New Video: Chuck Prophet
From his new album, Night Surfer, here's Chuck Prophet with the bizarre new video for "Wish Me Luck."
Labels:
Chuck Prophet,
New Videos
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