Dec 12, 2017
I'm Sorry, This Exists: Christmas 2017 Edition
Pondering what to buy your worst enemy, your mother-in-law, your boss this holiday season? Well, maybe this helpful list will include just the thing. These are all real products (and one painting).
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Who wouldn't want this cheap looking,
unauthorized Keith Urban product on their Douglas fir?
Walker Hayes "Good Shit" shades
That's very mature, dad.
Kane Brown ugly Christmas sweater
So you'll know who to avoid at the office Christmas party.
Redneck Crazy truck hitch cover
for when you're parked on your ex's lawn
about to be arrested and served with a restraining order
Thomas Rhett sticker.
Gross, and I bet his wife wouldn't like that.
Old Dominion "Happy Endings" T-shirt
This plays on the stereotype of Asian massage parlors offering up
uh... happy endings. Way to be woke, OD.
which is advertised using Blake Shelton's image but
actually is just a Sexiest Man Alive t-shirt.
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| I bet the profit margin on these is ridiculous. |
"It's 5 O'clock Somewhere" Novelty Panties
This painting of Garth Brooks looking at a boob.
This actually exists in the year of our Lord 2017.
Dec 11, 2017
Album Review: Drew Womack - Here’s Some Stuff I Wrote
by Jamie Berryhill
There’s no two ways about it. Drew Womack possesses one of the most amazing voices in the history of well...history! Pair that with world class songwriting and you get Here’s Some Stuff I Wrote, the latest effort from the Brownwood, Texas born troubadour.
If Drew’s voice sounds familiar and you just can’t place it, let me help you.
He fronted Sons of The Desert in the 90’s, churning out hits like "Whatever Comes First" and "Leaving October Behind." He can also be heard prominently on Leann Womack’s cut of "I Hope You Dance."
Equally impressive is that Drew played all of the instruments on this album. There are several co-writes on the record as well, from the likes of legends like Radney Foster and Rodney Crowell.
Overall, Here’s Some Stuff I Wrote is a forty three minute showcase of genius. Excellent vocals, writing, instrumentation, and production. The hard copy will make a great stocking stuffer for the music lover in your life this Christmas, or you can download it on iTunes here:
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