Farce the Music: Country TwitterWIN

Apr 30, 2019

Country TwitterWINs: April '19

Old Town Road is still more country than anything FGL or Sam Hunt has ever made
— Chase Kozak (@KozakChase) March 31, 2019

Do you ever sit and think about what kind of world we are leaving for Willie Nelson and Keith Richards?
— Jason Vance (@jasoncolevance) April 25, 2019

Don’t claim to be a George Strait fan, when you spell his last name wrong.
— Allison Brooke Smith (@abrooke27) March 31, 2019

Tyler Childers killed it last night. If you don’t like his music, with all due respect, your opinion is garbage and you should reevaluate your entire life.
— Hayden (@haydengaspard) April 12, 2019

For Easter at Luke Bryan’s house they color his teeth and hide the top buttons of his shirts
— Steve (@AnExocticBeach) April 19, 2019

People say I’m a dinosaur for wanting country music to sound country. Well rooooooaaarrrrr motherf***ers.
— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) April 23, 2019

Any of the new “country” boy singers lol Kane Brown or a multitude of others that I can’t quite name because I don’t pay attention to garbage. https://t.co/voYfYfob4Y
— Lady GlitterSparkles (@BlairSmiles) March 31, 2019

I was just at a local John Deere dealership, rapping with some local farmers, we had a beer, it was recorded. You just may see me on the modern country music charts soon.
— Goofbag (@punisher766) April 29, 2019

Country music challenge: listen to @DwightYoakam ‘s “Thousand Miles from Nowhere” then literally ANY modern radio country and not be offended by it.
— Neko Case (@NekoCase) April 23, 2019

Florida Georgia Line and Jason Aldean opening the show? This is why country music has turned trash. THIS ISN’T EVEN COUNTRY. This is a bunch of cats fighting in a bag full of nails. #ACMs
— Ryan Graney (@RyanEGraney) April 8, 2019

dalton, damn, man. trap is not the right word to go about getting someone to fall in love with you and marry your dumbass. maybe just try to develop a somewhat likable personality. https://t.co/srHDxpWbxE
— Ray Wylie Hubbard (@raywylie) April 29, 2019

The black hole announced by scientists today is located 55 million light years from Earth, has a mass 6.3 billions that of our sun, and sucks 1/20th as much as Florida Georgia Line.
— NotKennyRogers (@NotKennyRogers) April 11, 2019

I wouldn’t give a shit if the country chart was 15 black people, 15 white women, 3 Samoans, 6 Pakistanis, and 1 white dude, as long as they’re twanging, playing real instruments, and singing about heartbreak, drinking, work, and love.
— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) March 28, 2019