Showing posts with label Def Leppard. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Def Leppard. Show all posts

Aug 5, 2015

Little Known Facts: August 2015

Def Leppard will be reissuing their entire catalog and sending all singles to country radio.
No remastering or editing will be performed.

Chase Rice has a punch card for the health department: collect 11 std's, get the 12th visit free.

I recently asked Ray Wylie Hubbard how it felt to be the second most successful Hubbard
in country music after Tyler. I wrote these facts while recovering in the hospital.

According to a recent interview with Steven Tyler's two biggest 
pet peeves are: 1. People saying his country single sucks. 2. Online petitions asking him to
turn in his 1976 decathlon gold metal.

Bill Cosby knows every Tyler Farr song by heart.

With their upcoming album, The Damn Quails hope to surpass Texas rapper Lyndon U. MyJohnson 
as the most successful musical act to name themselves after a vice president's name.
 *editor's note: Yes, I know…

Blake Shelton filed for divorce after hearing that Ol' Red had began to play the field.

Elizabeth Cook once knocked Ronda Rousey out in a bar fight.

Shooter Jennings was nearly killed while playing in a McDonald's playland ball-pit
when Gary Levox confused him for an abandoned Chicken McNugget.

Jason Isbell was the only artist on the Billboard country top ten that had
heard of all the artists in the top ten last week.

When you play a Sam Hunt song backwards it's still not country.

Bucky Covington was recently fired from Apple as the person typing
your message when you use speak to text on an iPhone.

92% of these written by Jeremy Harris

Jan 1, 2013

Top 10 Goals for Scott Borchetta in 2013

10. Produce more songs that substitute rhyming words for curse words. 

9. Further soil the sanctity of country radio. 

8. Annihilate Trailer Parkman

7. Taylor Swift "Black"

6. Make it illegal to have a fiddle in the band even if  you're going to play in Texas. 

5. New Axe scent: Brantley

4. Rename it "The Grand New Opry"

3. Find more duos that are separated by a few miles and a state line. 

2. Punch Jason Isbell in the mouth for his comments on stage at the Americana Music Awards. 

1. Find out if Def Leppard is interested in doing a country album.

Thanks to Jeremy Harris for these!


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