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Showing posts with label Johnny Cash. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Johnny Cash. Show all posts
Feb 27, 2019
Feb 26, 2019
Marty Stuart / "I Still Miss Someone"
Labels:
Johnny Cash,
Live performances,
Marty Stuart
Whitey Morgan and the .78s Cover Johnny Cash's "Bad News"
Elton Johnny Cash
Labels:
Elton John,
Johnny Cash,
memes,
Satire,
Saturday Night Live
The Cash Collection
To celebrate Johnny Cash's birthday, here are a bunch of memes either stolen
from the interwebz or from our archives. Happy Birthday JC!
And if you have a lot of time on your hands, you can click this link
and see the entire Farce the Music Johnny Cash collection.
Labels:
Johnny Cash,
memes,
Satire
Feb 21, 2019
Feb 20, 2019
5 Things About Mitchell Tenpenny
Labels:
Johnny Cash,
memes,
Mitchell Tenpenny,
Satire,
The Boot
Feb 11, 2019
More Monday Memes: FGL, Aladdin, Johnny Cash
Feb 6, 2019
Johnny Cash Estate Approves Licensing of New Ass Cream
by Trailer - Originally posted on Country California, February 28, 2009
John Carter Cash, the son of the late Johnny, said Thursday that the estate had agreed to allow the country legend's likeness and creative property to be used in the branding and marketing of a new ass cream from Blairex Laboratories, the makers of Boudreaux's Butt Paste. While that topical ointment is for use on the asses of infants and children, the new product will be marketed more for adults with ass discomfort and anal itching.
"Johnny Cash's Ring of Fire Ass Cream" will begin production in June with expected shipment to Fred's Dollar Stores across America by the ass-itchingly hot month of August. "This is an exciting new application for the Johnny Cash name and we feel that it will reach an area that hasn't been reached before" smiled John Carter.
The television advertising campaign will include actual footage of Johnny and June performing "Ring of Fire" in a humorous spot where Johnny leaves the stage suddenly to use the product because his ass hurts. Computer animation will manipulate Johnny's mouth to say "Woo-wee! That's good ass cream!"
Some country music historians and Cash fans have criticized the move harshly, calling it gross commercialism and flagrant mismanagement of Cash's image and legacy. For his part, John Carter sees it as a strategic move to expand his late father's influence: "Not everybody's into country music, but everybody's ass gets itchy or painful, so this will allow people in all walks of life to experience the Man in Black."
News of "Johnny Cash's Ring of Fire Ass Cream" follows last month's release of an album of hip-hop remixes of Cash songs, which was also said by many to be an "ass" product.
Jan 30, 2019
Jan 25, 2019
A Country Boyband?!?
Labels:
Commentary,
Johnny Cash,
King Calaway,
memes,
Satire
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