Last time Joey used your computer, he downloaded a bunch of Kane Brown songs
You spend a portion of each day telling people half your age what they should think country music means?
When Walker Hayes is playing in a public place where you can't turn it off.
One of your pastimes is calling Miranda Lambert a whore online?
There's Florida-Georgia Line fan fiction?
When "Body Like a Back Road" won ACM Single of the Year
Radio won't play Cam's "Diane?"
When you notice she has a Waylon tattoo
Hotdamalama? Parmalee?