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The Crud Report: Country News

*This is all fake, satire, parody, whatever you wanna call it. Based on The Drudge Report.

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Top 10 Traits for Getting a Country Record Deal 2015

10. Pretty smile, nice boobs, tight ass (that's for the males)

9. Ability to to perform a Dr. Dre/Hozier/Adele medley

during the breakdown portion of your latest "country" single

8. Strong knowledge of advanced skin care techniques including

cleansing, exfoliating, targeted treatments, and moisturizing

7. Nominal vocal skills

6. Enough knowledge of country music history

to feign reverence for previous generations

 5. Repertoire of kowtowing, adherence to 1950's traditional gender roles,

willingness to soften strong opinions with humor and over-politeness (that's for the females)

4. Strong slang vocabulary - must know difference between thot and tho

3. Malleable sense of self, deference to trends, lack of regard for genre fundamentals

2. Must look good in neutral colored henleys

 

1. Permanent five o'clock shadow

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