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Little Known Facts: Outlaw Country Cruise Edition

Little Known Facts: Outlaw Country Cruise Edition
AKA 'Rubbing It In Trailer's Face That He's Not Going'

By Jeremy Harris

While at sea, Donald Trump will sign an executive order preventing 

Steve Earle from reentering America. Steve won't mind.

Shooter Jennings will be late for at least one show because 

Jessi Colter will forget to sign him out of daycare.

The Band Perry are a late addition to the cruise. 

Luckily for them they all got the same shift in the kitchen.

There is a waiting list of seagulls that want to play 

in Chicken Shit Bingo with Dale Watson.

Crew members will have to move the Mojo Nixon swear jar 

to the center of the ship to prevent capsizing.

Nobody will wonder where Luke Bryan is. They also won't give a shit.

Brian Kendrick will not be on RAW on February 27th.

The cruise will last several additional days after 

Elizabeth Cook overtakes the captain.

When asked if he's bringing any produce aboard, 

Eddie Spaghetti will hope they mean vegetables.

Brantley Gilbert tried to get on the cruise but you have to 

have a bank account to purchase tickets.

Pirates around the world have warned each other not to mess with this cruise. 

Reason: Billy Joe Shaver

Classic Sitcoms Country Reaction Gifs

Listening to somebody defend The Band Perry

Hey, how come Widespread Panic only

sounds badass when you see them live?

Beatles! Stones! Beatles! Stones!
STONES!!!!!!!!

When she buys you front row tickets to Sturgill
for your birthday 

 How's that new Nikki Lane album sound?

When you're a hater but trying to be polite

Hey! Did you hear Ray Wylie Hubbard 

announced a show here?

When they actually play a country song

on the country station

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