May 4, 2017

She Ain't Perfect: A Satire Lyric

A satire of all those "oh my girlfriend is so perfect/she saved me/she's a little crazy but I love her" songs that never seem to stop on country radio.

She Ain't Perfect
©FTM Satire Lyrics

She's got those cut offs on
The ones with the Buffalo stain
My green eyed D-list stripper
Always yelling "make it rain!"
She's got her bare feet propped
On my dash and they don't smell right
Windows down and Migos up
And right now we're in a fight

She ain't perfect but she'll do
And I don't love her
But she doesn't love me too
I ain't worth a damn, it's true
But somehow she's worse
No she ain't perfect but she'll do

She's an ungraceful drunk
Wears a flat brim cap turned back
Bought us some Sam Hunt tickets
And she punched me when I laughed
She lets the curse words fly
And it sounds more sleazy than cute
Anytime we get it on
She won't take off her furry boots

She ain't perfect but she'll do
And I don't love her
But she doesn't love me too
I ain't worth a damn, it's true
But somehow she's worse
No she ain't perfect but she'll do

Bridge
She don't go to church and I won't take her home to mama
We're not even Facebook friends cause I can't take the drama

She ain't perfect but she'll do
And I don't love her
But she doesn't love me too
I ain't worth a damn, it's true
But somehow she's worse
No she ain't perfect but she'll do

The Simpsons Country Reaction Gifs 2

Pop country fans going to a concert be like

I read somewhere that pop-country haters are jealous losers

Wearing a Luke Bryan t-shirt to school?

Yeah, Florida-Georgia Line has done so much for country music

Flanders Family Band bout to lay down some hardcore folk

How's that new John Moreland album?

Still more country than Sam Hunt

 Hey, you want free tickets to Justin Moore?

May the Farce Be With You





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