*this gif was previously done with "Breakup in a Small Town"
Feb 2, 2018
NFL Country Reaction Gifs
(some are from halftime shows)
That time Cole Swindell was a dancer
at the Super Bowl halftime show
When Jason Isbell decided professional football wasn't for him
When the creator of country music is really feeling confident
Tom: How'd you like that Walker Hayes
album I recommended?
Teammate:
One look at the country music chart and you're like...
Hey Gronk, you hear about that Sam Hunt/Luke Bryan tour?
When you read even the slightest rumor that
Chris Knight might release an album this year
Making sure everybody knows you were offended
by that country music article you read online
Feb 1, 2018
The Farce 5: A Dumb Interview With Jaime Wyatt
by Jeremy Harris
I caught up with the very talented Jaime Wyatt after a Shooter Jennings set and during my drunkest stint of the 3rd Outlaw Country Cruise. Somehow I managed to mess up the recording by drunkenly stopping and starting the recording app on my phone but I managed to remember enough to type this up. I doubt I got it all but I’m surprised I even remembered any of it.
Farce: Are you ready for the worst five questions in music?
Jaime: Sure
Farce: If you could only pick one, what (I can’t even spell what I said here) of music would you put yourself into?
Jaime: Are you trying to say genre?
Farce: Yes but very drunk.
Jaime: Uh, American
Farce: You’ve been out touring and hanging with other singer so which artist you’ve been around takes takes the stinkiest shits?
Jaime: You know I’m a lady right?
Farce: Yeah, but I’m sure they throw you in a room with guys at shows sometimes.
Jaime: (She’s now putting serious thought into this) Well, the other day on the bus there was a smell. I’m not sure who did it with everyone in there and it’s hard to tell on a bus but I’ll say it was Ted. (bassist Ted Russell Kamp)
Farce: Have you ever pretended to remember a fan that you've encountered so they'd quit telling you why you should know them?
Jaime: No I can’t lie, I just tell them I don’t remember. I’m very honest.
Farce: Can’t fault you for that.
Farce: Can you describe your worst hotel experience?
Jaime: Oh shit, I can’t remember the name of the hotel (and I was drunk and hit the stop recording button so we are officially relying on my drunken memory) but there was a party and the management and law showed up.
Farce: Probably better off we don’t remember for lawsuit sakes. If you could make a singer or band disappear forever who would it be and why?
Jaime: I hope you wont be offended.
Farce: I don’t give a shit.
Jaime: It’s Nickelback.
Farce: Hell no that’s a great answer. I don’t think that would offend anyone on this boat. Thanks Jaime, I’ve got to go tell Shooter he’s an asshole. (He heard me)
Jaime: Thank you for doing this.
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Editor's Note: Please go purchase some music from Jaime to make this up to her somehow.
--> Felony Blues
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