Showing posts with label Americana. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Americana. Show all posts
Jan 11, 2017
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Apr 25, 2014
The Bro-mericana Song (Lyrical Satirical)
The Bro-mericana Song
©2014 FTM Satire
Drove my El Camino
Down past the silo
Pulled into the party spot
Cracked a Blue Ribbon
Lit up a Spirit
Asked if anyone had some pot
This is my bro-mericana song
Break out the banjos, break out the bongs
Groom your beard and sing along
This is the bro-mericana song
We talk politics
Crank up some Deer Tick
And take ourselves real serious
The girls are all tattooed
And I defy any dude
To mention one's gluteus
This is my bro-mericana song
Break out the guitars, get our folk on
Groom your beard and sing along
This is the bro-mericana song
Bridge
No flat brims, no jacked trucks
Just pearl snaps and Levi Strauss
Careful where you park your Prius
Nobody here can pull you out
This is my bro-mericana song
Break out the dobro, break out the bongs
Groom your beard and sing along
This is the bro-mericana song
Labels:
Americana,
bro-country,
Deer Tick,
Lyrical Satirical
Feb 21, 2014
Americana Band Name Generator
(don't click on this image - the link is below!)
If you've run out of creative spark after writing umpteen songs about drunken sorrow, the working man, and bucolic strife but need the perfect name for your new roots rock or alt-country band, you're in luck! Just click below to visit my new "Genericana Band Name Generator!" My apologies to the three or four existing bands whose names are possible on this generator.
Labels:
Alt-country,
Americana,
Satire
Aug 20, 2013
Top Ten Less Successful Americana Bands
10. The Sex Offenders String Band
09. The Ghosts of Fartknocker Mountain
08. Beards in the Silo
07. Uncle Yoakam and Those Dapper Fellows
06. The Tattooed Rockabilly Roller-Derby Crack Whores
05. Big Barry and His Lumbago
04. Offal
03. Joe Biden and the Shotgun Boys
02. Mumford's Third Cousins, Twice Removed
01. Pantaloons Medicine Tent Revival
Labels:
Alt-country,
Americana,
Mumford and Sons,
Satire,
Top Ten Lists
Jul 1, 2013
Monday Morning Memes: Brantley Gilbert, True Love, etc.
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