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What Your Favorite Album of 2023 Says About You
You read a lot of Flannery O’Connor and William Faulkner and still don’t understand half the lyrics of this album. You own at bare minimum 23 flannel shirts. You will only discuss politics with your immediate group of friends around a fire pit after a few PBRs, but there could be violence at that point.
You enjoy music that isn’t good.
Your political beliefs have evolved your hearing to like bad music, as long as the singer agrees with you on every possible subject. You live in a suburb and have complained on the neighborhood Facebook page about “loud booming music in cars driving by.” You own $4,000 worth of camouflage but only go hunting once a year, if that. Your wife doesn’t know about the ED yet thanks to gas station pills.
Your nostalgic love of the late 90s warps your taste in unhealthy ways. You’re always quick with a “she had vocal surgery,” but never a “maybe she should rest her voice or retire” in the Facebook comments. You’re glad the Karen jokes finally died down a little. You should probably schedule a hearing test.
Despite the tattoos and the extensive police record, you are a born romantic. You have cried about an ASPCA commercial and punched a guy who cut you off in traffic on the same day. Your significant other is a complete normie.
You write for Rolling Stone, or various other music sites. This album came out in 2022. Tough shit if it came out in December; maybe you shouldn’t drop your lists so early.
Note: This album is really good if you like R&B.
You’re most likely a cool, salt of the earth person who doesn’t have much interest in lyrically complex or musically adventurous songs, and that’s okay, but you still demand more than “beer girl truck.” You own $400 worth of camouflage, and are in the woods at least every Saturday of deer season. You are anywhere on the political spectrum except far left and far right.
You are a relatively upstanding dude with a family and a decent job, but you still get shit-faced at every Mississippi State game and wind up having to apologize to a friend, coworker, family member, or innocent bystander. You are either the person in your group of music snobs with the worst taste, or the one in your group of bro’s with the best taste. There is no in between.
Jul 7, 2023
Favorite Albums of 2023: Mid-Year Report
With rock and rap included. (country only list below)
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11. Sundy Best - Feel Good Country
12. The War & Treaty - Lover’s Game
13. Jake Worthington - s/t
14. Brit Taylor - Kentucky Blue
15. The Band of Heathens - Simple Things
16. Joy Oladukun - Proof of Life
17. Ritch Henderson - Fallacies & Four-Letter Words
18. Jess Williamson - Time Ain’t Accidental
19. Lance Roark - Better Man
20. Killer Mike - Michael
21. Meg McRee - Is It Just Me?
22. Colby Acuff - Western White Pines
23. Slaid Cleaves - Together Through the Dark
24. Brandy Clark - s/t
25. Jamie Harris - Boomerang Town
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Americana/Country only
1. Lucero - Should’ve Learned by Now
2. JD Clayton - Long Way From Home
3. William Prince - Stand in the Joy
4. Jason Isbell & the 400 Unit - Weathervanes
5. Country Westerns - Forgive the City
6. Ruston Kelly - The Weakness
7. Pony Bradshaw - North Georgia Rounder
8. Drayton Farley - Twenty on High
9. Sundy Best - Feel Good Country
10. The War & Treaty - Lover’s Game
11. Jake Worthington - s/t
12. Brit Taylor - Kentucky Blue
13. The Band of Heathens - Simple Things
14. Joy Oladukun - Proof of Life
15. Ritch Henderson - Fallacies & Four-Letter Words
16. Jess Williamson - Time Ain’t Accidental
17. Lance Roark - Better Man
18. Meg McRee - Is It Just Me?
19. Colby Acuff - Western White Pines
20. Slaid Cleaves - Together Through the Dark
21. Brandy Clark - s/t
22. Jamie Harris - Boomerang Town
23. Muscadine Bloodline - Teenage Dixie
24. Brennen Leigh - Ain’t Through Honky Tonkin’ Yet
25. The Panhandlers - Tough Country
Apr 27, 2023
Mar 28, 2023
Top Albums of 2023 So Far: First Quarter Report
No reviews, no comments, no links, just a list...
6. Muscadine Bloodline - Teenage Dixie
7. The War & Treaty - Lover’s Game
8. JD Clayton - Long Way From Home
9. Myron Elkins - Factories, Farms & Amphetamines
10. Jamie Harris - Boomerang Town
11. The Band of Heathens - Simple Things
12. The Panhandlers - Tough Country
13. Meg McRee - Is It Just Me?
14. Channing Wilson - Dead Man
15. White Reaper - Asking for a Ride
16. Ritch Henderson - Fallacies & Four-Letter Words
17. Mason and the Gin Line - Sangre
18. Amanda Fields - What, When and Without
19. Slaid Cleaves - Together Through the Dark
20. Wolfpen Branch - Long Hill to Climb
21. Margo Price - Strays
22. Ben Chapman - Amber Sound, Vol. 1