Condescending Wonka on Randy Travis

Bad Luck Brian Weighs In

The Ballad of Randy Travis (Parody)

The Ballad of Randy Travis

Sung to the tune of "The Ballad of Jed Clampett."

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Ran

Big country star didn't have the best of plans

Late one day he was buying Marlboros,

But you don't have pockets when you don't have clothes

(Butt nekkid, Trans Am, Party time)

Well the next thing you know old Ran's around a tree

Ass in the wind where his pants ought to be

Cop said "Sir, I really think you should come with me"

So they loaded up that drunk who was causing quite a scene

(Obstruction, retaliation, death threats)

Well now it's time to say a prayer for Randy and his woes

We'd like to ask him not to show his junk on the road

And he's invited to a nice rehab facility

Now he has a heaping source for his creativity

(Party like a country star, that's what they're saying now, 

Fake outlaws got nothin' on Randy, ya hear?)

Randy Travis Arrest Song Title Parodies

I'm not usually one to pick on stars for their personal issues, but when somebody gets arrested naked and threatens police officers during a 2nd DWI of the year, it's kinda difficult to avoid getting a rush of twisted humor from the situation. Please get help, Randy. I mean it. Here are some Randy Travis song title parodies collected today on Twitter.

Randy Travis' Storms of Life

Randy Travis Arrested -- BUCK NAKED During Drunk Driving Arrest ...

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09. All My #1s: Piano, Vocals, Guitar Songbook - Chad Brock

08. Thought Provoking Conversations with Jake Owen

07. Roller Coasters I'm Tall Enough to Ride - Shooter Jennings

06. On My Own: All the Good Quitting Sugarland Has Done Me - Kristen Hall

05. How to Ride Off Into the Sunset, Gracefully - Randy Travis

04. All the Books I've Read - Brantley Gilbert

03. Actual Country Songs We Played This Year - MISS 103 (or your local station)

02. Ruling the Roost: A Man's Guide to Wearing the Pants in the Family - Casey Donahew

01. Stupid-Ass Lines I Wouldn't Sing - Luke Bryan

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Mugshot Doppelgangers?

Well, the hair anyway...

Badass-o-meter 4

A new look for the B.O.M.

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