I think the only qualification needed to be a male country singer now is "stupid looking hair."— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) July 14, 2016
YEP
I think the only qualification needed to be a male country singer now is "stupid looking hair."— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) July 14, 2016
Oh, you don't like Cam Newton dancing around but you love Luke Bryan doing it? Thanks for letting us know you're an idiot.
— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) January 25, 2016
Build a buff snowman in Nashville today & give it a five o'clock shadow & a grey tshirt, it'll be signed to a record contract in minutes.
— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) January 23, 2016
If Trump will build a wall around Georgia to keep all the bro-country singers in, he's got my vote.
— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) January 15, 2016
I'd rather shoot a bottle rocket out of my urethra than go to a Luke Bryan concert.
— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) December 31, 2015
In 2016 resolve to listen to more singers whose jeans weren't picked out for them.
— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) December 30, 2015
Florida-Georgia Line fans think "steel guitar" is a verb instead of a noun.
— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) December 13, 2015
Personally, I'll trade some Florida-Georgia Line fans for some Syrian refugees.
— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) November 19, 2015
I'm not a smart man but I know Sam Hunt ain't a country singer.
— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) October 28, 2015
If somebody would play Hunter Hayes some Sturgill Simpson, I bet he'd finally sprout a chest hair.
— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) October 9, 2015
RT for moderately painful splinter. Fav for Brantley Gilbert. pic.twitter.com/DSOLtH5z0T
— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) September 26, 2015
If you don't like @TpTroubadours , you either haven't heard them or you're a dumbass.
— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) September 17, 2015
Johnny Cash wouldn't have enough middle fingers for the country music industry now.
— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) September 3, 2015