Cody Jinks Performs "Cast No Stones"

Here's Cody Jinks (at a song swap with Deryl Dodd and Courtney Patton) singing "Cast No Stones," a tune off his excellent 2015 album, Adobe Sessions.

How to Know Summer is Here

 How to Know Summer is Here

Kid Rock is being played on every format. (Except rock and rap)

Green Peace begins lecturing all new recruits on not rolling Gary Levox back into

the water if he's encountered on the beach.

Female country singers become more popular to bros. Because cutoffs.

Every package of Gold Bond medicated powder includes a download

of the latest Luke Bryan Spring Break album.

Wynonna's orange glow becomes more of a grapefruit color.

The amount of nighttime that Scott Borchetta has for feeding is reduced significantly.

Trailer starts bitching about his yard needing mowed instead

of Mississippi State having a horrible season.

...country music remix season.

Country Rap King Mikel Knight decreases the days between showers for his street teams to 7.

Some country music bigwig says something stupid. Wait, that's every season...

Colt Ford makes extra money blocking the sun from Jason Aldean's forehead.

Leann Rimes blends in with everyone else.

New tailgate songs.

You go to a big drunk redneck fight and a country music festival breaks out.

 Calm down Trailer. We get it, mowing sucks.

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Almost all of these by Jeremy Harris

Luke, FGL, Aldean Memes to Ruin Your Friday

 

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Eddie Vedder on Letterman

Eddie Vedder of Pearl Jam performs "Better Man" with the CBS Orchestra

on one of Dave's final shows.